betarded

Acting silly or goofy. Speaking nonsense and making no real point.

Wow, i am so betarded. I'm not making any sense.

by T-Man November 2, 2004

Britarded

When someone acts stupid and basically sounds just like Brianne after drinking Lemonade with wayyy too much sugar in it.

1) Wow, you're britarded.
2) That was one of the most britarded things you have ever done.
3) She's the slut...boooonnngggg.
4) Damn I really want a bagel.

by Kershaw July 5, 2004

britarded

when something is BRILLIANT, but RETARDED.

All the Matrix movies are britarded!

by Brian Owenby June 18, 2008

Bentarded

when you've been retarded.

man, you bentarded!

by Stading22 February 27, 2009

Bobtard

A lazy person that still sucks his mother's breast . Thinks money is king . As very small penis

Immortal is a bobtard

by Boshed August 9, 2017

Blood Boarded

During the act of oral sex or "eating out" your girl her period starts and you start getting that drowning feeling.

I was totally going down on my girl when I started getting blood boarded and had flash backs of Guantanamo.

by MannyFresh1008 November 15, 2011

betarded

(noun) A person exhibiting the qualities that constitute being call retarded even though they are not physically or mentally retarded or handicap. The act of "Being Retarding".

My (son, daughter, wife husband, girlfriend, boyfriend, boss ect;) is acting betarded again.

Are you betarded?!?!

Quit acting betarded, your giving retarded people a bad name.

Can be used in the verb form as: betard

You are such a betard.

Yeah, he's a betard...god love him.

by Fuzzy Winkerbean September 7, 2010