I'd like to bone Jenny, but her mum's a major nobstacle.
Take every nobstacle life throws at you in your stride.
Take every nobstacle life throws at you in your stride.
by Alex Christian Harris December 9, 2007
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"Are you going to The York pub tonight to try it out with the ladies?"
"No way, that place has turned into a nobstacle course!"
"No way, that place has turned into a nobstacle course!"
by mvp123 March 11, 2010
Get the Nobstacle course mug.An obese person's arm that is so huge and heavy that it is hard to move, obstructs the rest of the torso and seems merely an extension of the chest and/or stomach of that person. From oob + "obSTACLE".
by pentozali March 2, 2010
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Get the Bastacle mug.You meet a girl on facebook. She's hot from the chin up (i.e. profile picture); but upon closer examination of her pictures, you discover that she's huge from the chin down. Thus causing you to have to overcome this obstacle illusion.
"I added her because her profile picture was hot, but then i checked out more of her pictures and she's just another obstacle illusion"
by sum_rdm_stnr November 22, 2011
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#1. A man begins by beating off
#2. He fucks a woman, normally, in the twat.
#3. He does her in the butt.
#4. He sticks it in her mouth. (lol imagine being the girl)
#5. She sucks him off a second time, while he attempts to escape from a straight jacket and being tied to a pole with chains and shackles.
#6. Realizing that the man must be tired and out of semen, just 2 make him fee like shit, all the women within a 1 mile radius come and suck on his cock, but he does not get off, he is blue balled every time.
#1. A man begins by beating off
#2. He fucks a woman, normally, in the twat.
#3. He does her in the butt.
#4. He sticks it in her mouth. (lol imagine being the girl)
#5. She sucks him off a second time, while he attempts to escape from a straight jacket and being tied to a pole with chains and shackles.
#6. Realizing that the man must be tired and out of semen, just 2 make him fee like shit, all the women within a 1 mile radius come and suck on his cock, but he does not get off, he is blue balled every time.
by Andy K April 5, 2004
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