skate boarding poser

Wears Thrasher, the 2 XL shirts and a hoodie for weeks on end without changing. Stands there with his board looking extra Radical for scene points but doesn't even try skate when he knows how to do nothing.

puts his face book status as "skating all day" I love skating" "gotta skate more" - but the only time they skate is just down the smooth road to the shop.

Also says people who walk holding their trucks on theirs kateboards are posers and 'truck touchers' ahaha

skate boarding poser.

by classyburd May 15, 2011

Floor Boarding

A sexual position where you take the woman and place her on the floor treating her body as some sort of vehicle. You then proceed to "board" that vehicle. It's basically missionary with a little role play.

I totally floor boarded you sister last night!

After floor boarding my girlfriend the other night I now strangely find myself attracted to airplanes...

by JILLIAN JIGGS August 29, 2009

Wake Boarding

An alternate spelling of wakeboarding.

v.) the process of using a board, slightly longer and wider than a skateboard, to ride and perform tricks while being pulled behind a watercraft.

Yo, the lake is so smooth it looks like a mirror. Let's go wake boarding poste haste!

by Casey "Tofu" November 2, 2005

Floor Boarding

Using a lunchroom tray to slide down an isle at Famous Players 8. You place the tray in front of you and while running down the isle, jump on and ride that tray to the max while praying you don`t fall like Marc.

"I nearly died laughing as Marc was flying through the air when he flew off his floor board!"

by Goguen, Whalen, and Basco May 29, 2004

Boarding Party

Happens when a guy and a girl are sleeping in a bed togeather, wearing underwear.

The guy takes his junk out of his underwear and places it in the girl's underwear, probably as an awkward sexual advance

Guy1: Dude! I gave my girl a boarding party last night! It was so hot!
Guy2: Awesome!

Girl1: Uhg, my boyfriend tried to give me a boarding party last night. I'm going to tear his junk off next time.
Girl2: Gross!

by 1 dude September 13, 2009

boarking

to have sex at the airport while you are waiting for boarding

to boark (verb)
a boarking (noun)

Have you ever boarked?
No, I haven't. And you?
I had a boarking with a pretty girl last year when I was going to L. A.

by unknown))) September 24, 2011

finger boarding accident

emo kids use this expression to throw off adults when they are asked how they got cuts on their arms form cutting themselves. usually confuses an adult so much they stop asking.

teacher: how did you get those cuts all over your arm?

emo kid: i got in a finger boarding accident.

by wake & bake October 24, 2008