To talk or write absolute nonsense but do so with such conviction everyone comes to believe it unquestioningly.
Bullshit baffles brains is a technique used with great effect by modern politicians and the mainstream media.
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Get the Bullshit Baffles Brains mug.To completely dumbfound, confuse, or otherwise render speechless by either asking a question or stating something beyond their intelligence.
Toni:The mechanism of endocannabinoid synaptic transmission is believed to occur as follows: first, transmission of the excitatory neurotransmitter glutamate causes an influx of calcium ions into the post-synaptic neuron.
Guy: ummm... what? (Toni baffled Guy)
Guy: ummm... what? (Toni baffled Guy)
by WhtRhino January 19, 2009
Get the baffle mug.1. Golf Nomenclature for the highest loftet wood the Baffing Spoon is excellent for getting out of tight, difficult situations
While playing a round with a friend I could see the hole but had a difficult line up with my ball in the base of a bush. So I whipped out my Baffing Spoon and belted right up the middle where it landed on the plush mound behind the hole.
by Lord_Gammon_Dagger August 27, 2010
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Commonly found in coastal areas, may tend to be a smuggy asshat.
Commonly found in coastal areas, may tend to be a smuggy asshat.
by pope poop October 6, 2008
Get the boatfag mug.A game, popularized by the TV show "30 Rock," played by two or more people. Game participants trade off selecting three individuals (they may be living, dead, and/or fictional) for the other participants to either "Kill, Boff, or Marry." Each participant must then say whether or not they would kill, boff, or marry each of the selected individuals. Individuals to kill, boff, or marry are usually selected to fit the participants sexual orientation. The best game results are usually obtained when individuals who are unattractive, disliked by others, and/or old are selected to categorize.
Jim says to Jane, "Kill Boff Marry - George W. Bush, Dane Cook, and Quasimodo." Jane responds, "This is a tough one Jim, but I'd kill Dane Cook because he's an unfunny asshole, I'd boff Bush, but it would be spiteful in a hate-fuck sort of way, and I'd marry Quasimodo because overall he seems like a good guy."
by Samwar May 29, 2008
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Question - What is the weather like in Sydney in summer?
The Baffleufagus replies.. "Well it reminds me of time when a myriad of geese were flying south attempting to hibernate in Antartica in synergy. The sun was shining and the macor economic business was booming and although I couldn't see in front of my eyes I was exploring the temprate afternoon."
The Baffleufagus replies.. "Well it reminds me of time when a myriad of geese were flying south attempting to hibernate in Antartica in synergy. The sun was shining and the macor economic business was booming and although I couldn't see in front of my eyes I was exploring the temprate afternoon."
by BondiRusty February 24, 2010
Get the Baffleufagus mug.Boffer a type of weapon used in L.A.R.P.s and ren fighting. typicaly the are made from 1/2 or 3/4 pvc piping wrapped in pipe foam. they are then fitted with a tip of open cell foam of between 1 to 4 inches. then wrapped in duct tape or kite tape.
by telos_ March 2, 2004
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