Boebertworld

The unintelligible world of beliefs based on the wildly contorted, ignorant spew emanating from the vacant brain and uninhibited pie-hole of the Republican U.S. Representative from Colorado, Lauren Boebert.

“I choose to live right here in Boebertworld because I would otherwise have no other comparable income; having no defined sense of self or beliefs that aren’t funded by the far right racist gunboys who write my absurd statements as they get high in their mother’s basements,” uttered Ms. Boebert in an uncharacteristic moment of honesty.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2022

Bobert

A hand-job in public view.

I saw someone getting a bobert at the theatre the other day!

by WhatAboutThatGuy1969 September 17, 2023

Bobert

To "Bobert" is when you give your male partner an over-the-pants hand job, specifically at children's musical theatre.

"I heard Jenny gave Tommy a bobert at the Lion King show!"

by May Urrie September 18, 2023

equal boobertunist

noun: a person who loves any and all boobs.
one who does not discriminate amongst breasts; big, small, flat, saggy, long, lumpy, wrinkled--they are all awesome.

He's a equal boobertunist. He loves all boobs, in spite of size or age.

by silvertulie October 5, 2010

Boebert

Boebert, also called Trichomoniasis is a common curable sexually transmitted infection and is usually treatable with a course of antibiotics. It is known for its pungent fishy odour. “The Boebert infection can be quite smelly,” says Minkin. “It’s a more pronounced fishy odour than bacterial vaginosis.”

It must be Boebert; I can smell that bitch from here.

I will never be able to go down on a woman again, not after that Beobert experience.

by JousterIII February 28, 2022

Bobért

A younger sibling, a weak-minded person, or simply a retard.

Williamo: I don’t have enough V.C. to upgrade

Maf: You’re a bobért

by dr gummy September 11, 2019

Bobbert

The dankest person that you will ever know. He is a soviet and a meme master. That nibba is a god at memeing shit up. This goes out to my boi. Bobert Bepis Beffery. BTW Nate is black

Bobbert is so god damn dank?!

by Robert boi June 12, 2018