Snake in the blanket

The snake in the blanket is more or less the male version of camel toe. It is when a man's pants are so tight you can clearly make out the outline of his penis and nutsack combo.

A snake in the blanket is very sketchy and can create many awkward situations. Use extreme caution when in the presence of a snake in the blanket, or you may die.

Godamnit! Son of a bitch!!!!

That guy has snake in the blanket!

by tyranasaurous ryanasaurous October 2, 2004

point blank period

When you are dead serious

Jon hagy is coming for you point blank period

by Frankoo January 3, 2019

ghost blink

The action of “blinking” without actually blinking. Your eyelids flicker which makes your brain think you’ve blinked so that your eyes don’t dry out.

Gabby did you know that we ghost blink without realizing it?

by Emro03 December 4, 2022

Blanket fort

An amazing fort made out of sheets, clothes pins and clips inside which you can do a lot of fun things. Like, sleep, colour, cuddle.....Or just sleep. For all ages, irrespective of what people say.

Me : I'm going to build a blanket fort.
Mom : You're too old.
Me : ......*builds blanket fort*

by Averageness January 11, 2011

blank poll

If you see a blank pole on Twitter DO NOT VOTE FOR IT it’s used by the author’s tweet to self harm or to commit sewer slide, the polls usually have “.” Or “-“ on them that stand for options of self harm or any other form in the author’s brain

Person1: did you see she tweeted a blank poll what does that mean?
Person2: she’s going through a hard time don’t vote for it remind her she’s loved and valid

by 1Dand5sosshit April 5, 2021

beer blanket

n. The warm and fuzzy feeling that envelopes one after drinking several beers - especially when one is drinking because it is so damn cold and one can't afford heat.

"The gas has been turned off again so I'm going to cuddle up in a beer blanket."

by Haff January 4, 2009

Blink Sleep

You know those nights when you're ridiculously tired, you're in bed, you close your eyes, you open them what feels like a millisecond later, and eight hours have passed. That's blink sleep. It's a mother bitch.

Emily: Ohh man, I totally had blink sleep last night.

Sacha: Ohh so did I man, it was fucking hideous. I slept for 6 hours but it literally felt like a heartbeat.

Emily: Ennit!

by justchillin(: November 23, 2010