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muscle blaster

1. a large penis that fires scroatmeal in successive blasts (see: Peter North)

2. a Tropical Smoothie menu item consisting of strawberries, banana, and choice of protein
She jerked my banana and rubbed my strawberries until my muscle blaster delivered her choice of protein.
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Federal bun buster

A gray hair church lady talk about she was sexually assaulted 40 angry cats Mexican construction workers I couldn't see them but they were so hairy
by Kingofdick April 21, 2020
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bully busters

the bully busters eat straight rocks and if they catch you bullying, they'll knock off your socks !!

- yo what's good my name is chester, say a bad word and you're gone for the semESTeR
- hey hello my name is wayne, mess with my friends and you'll feel the pain
- wassup my homies the name is jamie, why be a goon when you can get more brainy
we're the bully busters we eat straight rocks if we catch you bullying we'll knock off ur socks
by applepi_1610 November 25, 2020
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Trace-Buster

To bust someone's trace.

To cock-block.

Can be modified with itself to bust someone's trace-buster. See example.
I kept trying to dance with her, but her friends kept trace-busting me.

Jiri Nishi used a trace-buster-buster-buster to bust Gump's trace-buster-buster.
by momosexxxual October 13, 2009
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Pond Blaster

When you have a wank and ejaculate in the bath while it’s full of water
Person one: Dude I had a really nice Pond Blaster last night.
Person two: Thats disgusting
by Spastic_Boy_69420_Haha November 10, 2019
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Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

An alcoholic drink described in Douglas Adams's book, The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

It says that the effect of drinking a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.

The Guide also tells you on which planets the best Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters are mixed, how much you can expect to pay for one and what voluntary organizations exist to help you rehabilitate afterwards.

The Guide even tells you how you can mix one yourself.

Take the juice from one bottle of the Ol' Janx Spirit, it says.

Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V - Oh, that Santraginean sea water, it says. Oh those Santraginean fish!!!

Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost).

Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.

Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle sweet and mystic.

Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Sun deep into the heart of the drink.

Sprinkle Zamphour.

Add an olive.

Drink ... but ... very carefully ...

(The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy sells rather better than the Encyclopedia Galactica.)

--Douglas Adams
"Never drink more than two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters unless you are a thirty-ton mega elephant with bronchial pneumonia."
by Encaitare June 14, 2005
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roid buster

when you are taking a crap & it feels like your roids are busting.
Joe: "I took a roid buster this morning!"

Fred: "That sounds like a personal problem!"
by T.Wilson November 6, 2012
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