Blunderbust

Any situation or incident that outright sucks; used comically to alleviate said suckage. Best referred to in a silly voice of one's spontaneous choosing.

Frank woke up hung-over and squinted across the room to his friend. He utters roughly: "what a blunderbust."

by Quack Banyon February 3, 2010

blunderbust

a surgically botched boob job

Martha's recent surgical breast implants turned out to be a real blunderbust.

by J. M. Kiter January 28, 2024

Blunderbusting

when someone is performing well at a game by using the worst/stupidest strategy or technique possible.
Examples include: Duck hunt in smash bros, brown properties in monopoly, battle medic in TF2.
It isn’t always the worst strategy but it is usually the most dumb and/or annoying.

HOW IS HE WINNING LIKE THAT!? Bro is doing some serious blunderbusting.

by 3thernet jak July 19, 2024

the bloody blunderbust

put shards of glass in a mans erect dick, use a sounding rod till he ejaculates

friend 1: ay yo queef chief how was the bloody blunderbust?!?!
friend 2: *dead from internal bleeding*

by flyingzombiepig August 31, 2022

Blunderbussed

When you visit finger banging land and the lady farts all over your hand.

Joe, "So I was totally finger blasting Susy crazy hard last night".

Stephen, "Cool".

Joe, "Yeah, but she blunderbussed me and my boner died".

by CornbreadBenn August 26, 2013

Blunderbuss

A mass shooting.

There was a blunderbuss at Umpqua Community College where nine students were killed.

by Josheedo November 19, 2015

Blunderbuss

A gun with a flared muzzle or disorganized activity.

"I saw a blunderbuss on the street the other day!"

by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016