blirting

When a dude gets overly friendly with another dude in the interest of starting a bromance.

Stephen, stop blirting with Aaron. It's pretty sad, dude.

by danielgullo May 28, 2016

blurt the shit out

When some asshole to whom you told a secret revealed the same to the whole damn world.

Spencer: Yo! I heard you and Johnny did a bro job last night. HAHAHA.

Tyler: Beanie! That fuckin' asshole blurt the shit out of me.

by LitolMoFo August 15, 2017

blirt

Blirt is a birkenhead slang term for semen.
Usuaully, it is used in the ED form I.E blirted

I was just about to blirt and my mum walked in
I blirted in some chicks mouth
I blirted all over my sheets
I blirted up my GF's pussy

by Joazza August 19, 2007

Blurt Alert

The tweeting of random crap with no purpose on the Social Networking/Micro blogging website "Twitter".

Did you see that Blurt Alert that @"twitter name" tweeted?! It was COMPLETELY random!

by @Tom4518 @alenka_m February 25, 2010

Blurtle

Easily one of the most prized silly bandz on the open trade market. Formally known as the "Blumpkin Turtle", but commonly referred to as the "Blurtle" on the streets. The wearer of the Blumpkin Turtle, sometimes foolishly mistaken for a plain old turtle, (which to the author's knowledge, does not exist) signifies one of three things:

1. The wearer has received a blumpkin.
2. The wearer has given a blumpkin.
3. The wearer wishes to receive a blumpkin.

The key thing to remember is that the wearer is proud of the Blurtle, and probably wants you to bring it up in conversation.

Hey, what do you say you and I go back to my place and earn you that Blurtle you're wearing??

by Master Blurtle August 12, 2010

Blurtation

A condition in which your brain temprarily quits functioning correctly causing you to look stupid.

A mistake

Dude, that band was having a major blurtation when they wrote that lyric.

by wow, personal. March 15, 2011

Blurt

Co.tyrone slang for a woman's heavy period discharge

You are a wile bit of blurt

"Go change your blurt rag you grumpy mare"

Friend 1 "did you get the ride from her"
Friend 2 "naw sure the blurt was dripping out of her"

by Blurt face April 15, 2013