blue man

The police

“The blue man let me off this time”

by jaorskett October 29, 2022

Blue Man Grouped

You can no longer perform everyday tasks, such as washing dishes or mowing the lawn because you have been doing a job you dislike.

After driving a taxi for years I can no longer collect stamps, its like I have been Blue Man grouped!

by Philmmaker February 20, 2011

Blue Shirt Man

A man named Gustavo who lives in Houston, Texas and likes to dance with all his friends

“Hey blue shirt man, how do you fit into a car god damn!!”

by peytonmarfell December 30, 2020

blue mega man

Valium. anxiety or muscle relaxant medicine.

im so glad i'm home from work. i need a couple blue mega man & a beer, then i'll be cool. i gotta catch up with my sleep.

by flava b (bernie mac) April 1, 2009

Blue man needs to poop

I made a card from someone historic and i called it blue man needs to poop its the best thing ever made to mankind

Person 1: I made a card of *insert historic person*
Person 2: blue man needs to poop

by Wilted lilly January 23, 2021

The Fourth Blue Man

The secret fourth man to the Blue Man Group.

Hubert: Dude, I found The Fourth Blue Man.
The Fourth Blue Man: No you didn't.
Hubert Oh okay.

by FordDriver February 5, 2024

Blue Man Group

When you cum on someone’s lower back, then slap your dick in the puddle causing it to splatter like a Blue Man’s paint filled drum.

Last night I performed blue man group on my girl.

by Tim of Maine March 22, 2024