Bluetoothin'

When someone keeps the bluetooth headset in their ear 24/7. Typically a bluetoother will commence phone conversations while you are trying to talk to them. This can cause confusion between both parties.

Bob: So Terrell, are we still going to the club later?
Terrell: Yeah. What's new?
Bob: Great!!!!! Well not much....?!?!?
Terrell: That's awesome, hell yeah I lick toes.
Bob: HUh?
Terrell: Sorry Bob what did you say I was on the phone...
bob: Terrell, you're always bluetoothin' and confusing me.

by Natasia March 23, 2007

bluetooth

Function: verb
To pretend to be on a bluetooth headset after you speak at the wrong time. Can also occur when one person doesn't want to talk to the other.

Guy 1: Did you ever meet my mom?
Guy 2: OOOHHH YEAH I DID, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING!!!!
Guy 1: She passed away last weekend.
Guy 2: ... AWESOME!! Yeah, I'll be there.
Guy 1: Wait... what?
Guy 2: Ok, bye - Sorry, were you saying something? I was on my bluetooth.

by Haydeng January 11, 2008

bluetooth attack

verb(or noun)
The act of searching bluetooth devices in a public place, then finding available devices and sending a random device contacts containg inappropriate or hateful comments or funny pictures/media.

1. When me and Joe were in the airport we sat in a busy terminal to find some devices to Bluetooth Attack.

2. I freaked out when i got Bluetooth Attacked with a picture of somones ass.

by Spencer S. Righteous December 9, 2008

bluestooth

The state of mind one is in when their bluetooth headset malfunctions.

My bluetooth cut out in the middle of my apology. Now I have the bluestooth.

by ballistic8 December 10, 2010

bluetooth

A type of homeless person that walks around talking and/or shouting at him/herself, because they appear to be talking on a bluetooth headset.

Bluetooth: *mumbles/shouts incoherently to self*
Mark: Damn, check out the bluetooth over there!

by Knight of Bars November 7, 2007

Bluetooth On

When your teacher makes you turn on Bluetooth on your device so they can monitor your screen

Mrs. Comer-Jaworski always told us to make sure we have our Bluetooth on

by Randy Cochran October 18, 2018

bluetooth douche

A man or woman that always has their bluetooth headset on wherever they go....to dinner, the movies, taking a shit, whatever. They are always talking three octaves too loud and annoying others around them. They are extra obnoxious are usually talking about something meaningless.

The bluetooth douche at Red Lobster was annoying everyone with his inane chatter.

by bukkake the porno clown December 28, 2006