blorp

this word is of great insignificance. Have a nice day.

Oh Blorp!

by ahumblebug November 25, 2019

blorpy

a beloved new character that is killed quite quickly in a movie/TV show to the horror of most viewers

we all love blorpy, the beloved new character who now is dead due to the common trope of killing of wholesome characters for shock value :O

by mothjello July 4, 2022

blinko blorp

a slur for aliens

person 1: man that alien is such a fucking blinko blorp person 2: I know right I fucking hate blinko blorps

by ilovemycup45 September 4, 2022

blurph

an extremely loud fart

Blurph, its what my anus said.

by pharrellson September 29, 2010

blorp

The sexual act of having one partner pretend to be a slug on a slip and slide covered with Palm Olive while the other partner masterbates at the end of the slip and slide. When the partner reaches the end of the slip and slide the other partner finishes on their face, thus covering them in a slug trail.

Partner 1: Oh yeah. Blorp towards me.
Partner 2: *blorp*
Partner 1: Yeah I fucking like that.
Partner2: *blorp*

by blorpapalooza18 September 3, 2018

blowphobia

The fear of giving and/or receiving any type of oral sex

Mike- "Dude I tried to get a blow job from Lexie but she wouldn't blow me"
Stan- "She must have blowphobia"

by haha_noo July 14, 2014

blorch

the sound that is made when you fist someone

When I fisten her it made a blorching sound.

by pepsiflame June 2, 2005