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NOTB: Not on the blob

When a girl wears tight white trousers or a really short skirt on a night out she is definitely NOTB not on the blob (period)
Hey mate that girls so fit and she's definitely NOTB: not on the blob. Get stuck in boy
by Wixo August 29, 2017
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Blobjob

To receive a blowjob from a woman whom you would not normally think to be attractive. And not caring. Usually due to Inebriation
Gary- Hey, seen you leave the lodge last night with some fugly one
John- Yeah, got the blobjob though!!
(high five, followed by awkward silence)
by crash-2-burn April 4, 2010
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blob hunting

Waste of time, don't even think of trying to do it, you will regret it, I myself one of the greatest hunters regret wasting my time
by Pitcher Discord April 29, 2022
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Blorbo

He's from my shows
@thelustiestargonianmaid: Bitches will be like 'prev tags omg' on my post and I check the prev tags and it's like 'blorbo from my shows.'
by Castiel Wambsgans January 11, 2022
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clientregistry.blob

The clientregistry.blob is a file for the program Steam. The file holds your registration data for your games. If you delete it the file will be restored and you will have all of your default settings on all games installed (like your name, spray, binds, etc). It's safe to delete it, and it fixes about 30% of problems that occur on the Steam program.
A server used a tool to change my binds in my clientregistry.blob, I deleted it and now it's not hacked anymore.
by filter2700_0 March 20, 2008
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on the blob

When a girl is on the blob, that means she has her period.
Dis bitch's a lil' bitchy, I fuckin' think she's on da blob.
by Fangsta March 17, 2003
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blob fat

when someone becomes so fat that their body loses its resemblance to that of a human being and transcends into a shape that can only be described as 'blob'
that lady on the scooter over there doesn't even look like a human. she is so fucking blob fat
by XullioS June 8, 2009
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