biomorning

The time at which one actually wakes up, whether or not it fits the chronological definition of "morning." See also biotoday, biotonight, etc. May be used to emphasize or account for the fact that one's sleep cycle is substantially different from the norm.

When I got up this biomorning, the cat was hungry because it was already 2pm.

by G M October 31, 2007

Blomdigity

A word you say when you have made success, winning.

"Blomdigity we won state championships!!!"

by ♥Zeboink & Friends♥ February 28, 2015

Blomkey

When a woman is on the toilet doing a shit and the guy is licking her vagina

I gave Sophie a Blomkey last night. I just love licking her pussy while she's taking a dump. its the opposite of a blomkin

by KKK professor Blomkey October 23, 2016

Blamokk

Bad to the bone in daboo

BLAMOKK!!!!

by Thjrj December 23, 2021

Blomberg gangbang

A gangbang where the woman getting it is a BBW and from mid west, usually from Wisconsin. This woman usually prefers getting fucked in the ass than in her vagina.

Man 1: Dude, I was in a blomberg gangbang last night
Man 2: Who's the chick?
Man 1: That BBW Leah from Milwaukee that I was sexting. She only wanted to do anal.
Man 2: Lol Leah Blomberg gangbang has a nice ring to it!

by Sam Mill December 30, 2021

blomblarbagast

surprise enormously; astonish, shock in a little bit of silly goofy way.

when i uh told ur mom i did her she was utterly blomblarbagasted

by Rainormal June 22, 2023

blomen

n. the combination of period-blood and semen, usually the result of having intercourse while the female is on her period, and/or when the female uses the penis as a tampon.

"that mixture of blood and semen on the bed sheets must be blomen"

by sexn00b December 27, 2009