bogget

A mythical creature living in, near or around the Blue Anchor of Helston, Cornwall. Similar to a pixi or the like. According to "Bob" Robert Standing, who is a well known face in the local area, regular's at the small pub 'The Blue Anchor' used to fool people into believeing they went 'bogget' hunting, and would convince small groups of people to meet up for the 'bogget hunt' - Needless to say, these were usually clueless tourists!

Regular - We're going bogget hunting tonight, wanna come?
Tourist - What's a bogget?
Regular - Well, it's a bit like a pixi.
---Some more drunken, random explanation of what a bogget is, usually made up to fit the target audience, or so one is led to believe - Shortly followed by:---
Tourist - Yea, when and where do we meet then?

by Justin Rowe May 11, 2008

blogger

A person with a laptop, an ax to grind, and their virginity

Steven Colbert: "And in case you don't know a blogger is a person with a laptop, an ax to grind ... and their virginity"

by Miguel Gigante January 2, 2009

Food Blogger

A Food Blogger is a person who writes a blog dedicated to all things food. The majority of the Food Bloggers write about great local food finds and nearly all will blog their own recipes.

Spicie Foodie is a food blogger with delicious recipes that will satisfy your belly without growing your love handles.

by choccakelover December 2, 2010

The Freeway Blogger

A fat, cowardly pussy who spends his time putting up stupid signs that no one cares about. This unintelligent Californian feels he is doing a patriotic deed, but considering his signs obviously don't create any change, he's just wasting his time. He also spends time in bathhouses, most likely taking it up the pooper.

The Freeway Blogger is nothing but a spineless little bitch. He runs from his signs with his tail tucked nicely between his fat legs.

by Scarlet The Douche January 25, 2009

Blogger

"Term used to describe anyone with enough time or narcissism to document every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. Possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity. Sometimes it takes as little as a referral on a more popular blogger's website to set the lesser blogger's ego into orbit.

Then God forbid a blogger gets mentioned on CNN. If you thought it was impossible for a certain blogger to get more pious than he was, wait until you see the shit storm of self-righteous save-the-world bullshit after a network plug. Suddenly the boring, mild-mannered blogger you once knew will turn into Mother Theresa, and will single handedly take it upon himself to end world hunger with his stupid links to band websites and other smug blogger dipshits." - Maddox

any user of www.livejournal.com, www.greatestjournal.com, etc.

by Henry Hayes August 30, 2005

blogger

derived from weblogger, s.o. who keeps a weblog, a diary on the internet.

You'll find plenty crappy bloggs on the net.

by The Crow January 24, 2004

The Freeway Blogger

A fat, blubbering idiot with no intelligence whatsoever. He paints silly little signs, puts them up on the freeway, then blogs about it on the interwebs. He holds himself in high regard, although most people who encounter him just see him as the overweight slob that he is.

The freeway blogger put up some signs the other day and no one cared.

by ScarletThePussy January 23, 2009