paul blart

A sexy fat ass who's only method of transportation is through segway. Usually seen roaming the halls of a local mall, paul blarts are a rare and majestic species that can be distinguished by their large moustaches and bodacious bods

Scientist: Oh my god is that a paul blart? I just creamed my pants!

by funky kong 411 October 17, 2019

Blart

Blart, verb to cry Black County (UK West Midlands) dialect - from "the bleating of sheep"

"stop your blarting"

by Jentim August 23, 2005

Blarted

Adjective.

The act of becoming inebriated, usually to a point of belligerent outbursts and excessive rowdiness. One who gets Blarted is generally a Bro, and will Blart with other Bros. The term was invented when a CREW of sailors decided to determine what is the maximum number of drinks one can consume before death occurs. They were watching the movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop at the time and decided Blart was the perfect name for their dangerous activity.

People who say blarted confuse me.

by Theoh Albrekt August 17, 2010

blart

Northumbrian. The female reproductive orifice and the tissues attendant thereto. Usually of a sheep or other farm animal - but not necessarily.

He looked worn oot. Glimmers like a pair of sheep's blarts.

by Radge Gadgee December 7, 2006

bluart

An usually large object. Often used to describe a person.
Slang for fat

Roy eats 3 Big Macs a day and he's Bluart!

by ThePennyMaster December 19, 2014

bjartey

Sweet and open minded nordic girl.
Bjartey always tries to understand others feelings and finds it easy to feel what others feel. Bjartey has an extremely big heart and makes sure no one is hurting others.

"Thank you Bjartey for helping me understand how that hurt his feelings!"

by NordicNames December 24, 2018

blartosexual

An otherwise heterosexual man who finds himself attracted to all things Paul Blart.

I’ve always only been interested in girls but there’s just something about Paul Blart that makes me blush...I must be a blartosexual.

by Ronkonkoma October 6, 2019