Blinger

A rare hybrid race on the brink of extinction, essentially, a black skinned ginger. Originally thought to have been extinct until one was recently spotted in the heart of Liverpool.

Whoa look at E, he's got pitch black skin and bright orange hair, dude's a blinger.

by Mick Swagger August 9, 2007

bridger

The area of human anatomy which "bridges" the scrotum and the anus. Known to accumulate various forms of human waste. (see perineum)

Billy has been stewing in his farts all day; he must now check his bridger for duck butter.

by M. Guinness July 23, 2014

Bludger

A man who sits on his arse watching the Wiser (TV) and who leeches of his to get by Wife. Generally looks like a balding middle age man with a gut that sits ontop of the table-

"Did ya hear about that Bludger next door? Begging his poor bloody wife for a 50 to go and get pissed at the local Watering Hole"

by Nanger April 5, 2004

bridger

a man who has an extremely large and thick penis, drives nice cars and is very self centered, only gives to girls he likes and buys them a shit load of things. he is very popular and is always with friends and hangs at parties.

1) ohhh!! lucky!!! you slept with a bridger!!!!!
2) oh god you had a bridger size penis in you!!!!
3) how was your night with that bridger?

by 69vanessa69 July 20, 2010

Blinger

uncooked cocaine mixed with water and baking soda then smoked on tin foil.

Yo bro tryna smoke a blinger?

Fuck crack i smoke blingers.

by Blinger300 December 18, 2014

blingerimpin

Blingin so hard that you pimp inadvertanly at the same time without even knowin it.

"Yo Jerome was blingerimpin so fresh last night, mad shorties be comin at him"

by D.$ December 28, 2005

beat your bludgers

1. To masturbate (males only).
2. What you do in order to catch the snitch.

In Quidditch (of the Harry Potter fame), the "bludgers" are two 10-inch iron balls which are enchanted to attack the living thing closest to it. The job of the beaters is to take a magically-reinforced bat and whack the bludgers as far away from their team as possible (so it would recognize an opponent as being closest and go after them). Over time, the blatant implied innuendo became commonplace slang, and the Quidditch act of whacking two oversized balls with a "magically-reinforced bat" named "beating the bludgers" was applied elsewhere.

The Ravenclaw Seeker beats his bludgers many times a day, hoping to catch the snitch.

by The Ravenclaw Seeker June 11, 2004