boo boo blender

The act of forcefully shoving your face in a blender to end your life because you turned on the television and accidentally stumbled across the monstrosity that is Honey Boo Boo

R.I.P Tyler. He couldn't handle what he saw. He performed the Boo Boo Blender

by TylerOh666 February 16, 2015

Run a Bleeder

That unfortunate time when you just don't have a tampon. A reference to Kiran Gandi, who ran the London Marathon without a tampon to make a statement for women without access to sanitary products.

I got my period and realized I was totally out of tampons so I had to run a bleeder over to Walgreens.

by RHOPV September 15, 2015

Alexis Bledel

A beautiful actress who is best known for her roles playing
Rory Gilmore in Gilmore Girls, Winnie in Tuck Everlasting and Lena in The SisterHood Of The Travelling Pants.
Alexis was born on September 16th 1981 in Houston, Texas and is half Mexican and half Argentinian. She is known to her friends as her first name Kim. She can speak spanish.

alexis bledel is a american actress best known for her role in Gilmore Girls

by Issla May 13, 2007

beeders

extremely bad luck, in a funny kind of way (for your friends, not for you obviously!)

"Beeders Neil, that bird hates you"

by Bryan Chalmers December 6, 2006

Blenderbus

A blenderbus is an imaginary place were things that are utter crap, ie small breasts, are metaphorically put. It is usually used as a sudden exclaimation when annoyed by something.

My little cock in a blenderbus!

by Cyclopian June 11, 2008

nipple bleeder

When your chest workout is so intense or heavy that your nipples bleed.

Person 1: Dude I benched so much today. My chest is ridiculously sore.
Person 2: Ah, you must've done a nipple bleeder today then,

by chestbruh June 18, 2016

Serbian Flesh Blender

The Serbian Flesh Blender is renowned as the dirtiest move in the book worldwide, the sheer mention of the name is enough to curdle your brains. It incorporates the actions of stuffing your testicles and cock into either hole and spasming about randomly causing a stimulation unknown to mankind.

"Yo Beatrice, you wanna try out the old Serbian Flesh Blender"
"Oh fuck I am having a gout break, but sure"

by StinkyBoy556 March 18, 2019