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blaffy blooffy

1. An interjection. Expresses frustration, excitement, or surprise.

2. A noun. Describes objects or processes which take too long or too much technical knowledge to describe - often under circumstances warranting the phrase as an interjection.
Use 1. a) Where the heck did you put my keys? Blaffy blooffy!
b) Blaffy blooffy! You scared me, Elsa!
c) I had no idea you would be here! Blaffy Blooffy!

Use 2. a) I went down to the blaffy blooffy to get my taxes done.
b) Jeremy carefully pried the blaffy blooffy from the barbed wire
entanglement and rescued what remained of it.
c) If your blaffy blooffy isn't finished soon, I swear I'll kill you.
d) Come on man. Blaffy blooffy can't be that hard to read; i read 25
pages of it in the bathtub this morning.
by Vinny T Little C April 11, 2008
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bleach flash

A “Bleach flash” is the act of shining a flashlight in someone or something’s ass hole with a rat nearby. The rat will instinctively climb in said ass hole completing the act.
Jack: Dawg, I think it would be best if me and Kathleen broke up.

Tyron: C’mon what are you talkin’ bout, why would you say that.

Jack: it’s just... everything kinda went downhill after she caught me bleach flash her sister.
by Sin_Sin_Salabim July 22, 2019
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bleach boy

Pretending to be more white than you are/ whitewashing your own works.
Did you see tamir's insta feed? He's not that light irl. What a bleach boy.
by Fleef January 2, 2017
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bleakatron

A person who causes you to lose the will to live just by being there. Someone so depressing that you can't stand being around them. Someone you never invite them anywhere because they always cause you to "bleak out".
Yeh, that guy at work is a total bleakatron, i hate talking to him.
by Chris Sobczynski May 2, 2006
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yung bleach gawd

Man I wish I could rap like yung bleach gawd
by Yeah ik I’m cool October 13, 2017
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Bleach

Bartender- what will it be?

Guy- I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Bartender- I got just the thing.
(brings back bleach and a revolver)

Bartender- go nuts!!
by SentimentalBoy June 26, 2016
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bleak

dude when I heard they had cancelled the gig, I was bleak.
Hey,stop your whining, you are making me bleak
by Anonymous January 28, 2003
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