blatstein

To lambaste, berate and embarass to the highest degree

I was totally and utterly blatsteined the other day, when the newspaper wrote that scathing editorial about me.

by The Daily P November 18, 2005

Gill Bates

The loss and beader of the Sicromoft company.

That Gill Bates is one bich rasterd.

by Midnight Walker October 12, 2004

Salty Bateson

Used to describe someone who has been caused to be upset or angered

''Someone's eaten all the biscuits, I didn't get any, bloody reggins''
''Ooh, Salty Bateson''

by Reggin75 September 30, 2017

Parked On Bateson Street

To be angry, furious, to be beside yourself with rage, consumed by anger and hatred.

“She was fuming when she got in last night, she’s a face on her like someone had parked on Bateson street”

“Come on mate, calm down, he didn’t mean to spill your pint - you’re acting like someone’s parked on Bateson Street

by MattersMore May 28, 2020

Calling Blades

The act of choosing weapons when challenged in a street fight; challenger decides which weapon will be used and if challangee does not have said weapon, challangee is SOL.

Blades can be substituted with the following: belts, bottles, rings, purses, shoes, brass knuckles, paper, chairs, boxes, knives, etc.

C-Dub: I saw that ho Stephanie the other day and I thought about calling blades on her ass, so I did!

C: Was she packing?

C-Dub: Hell no! You know I cut that bitch! And what?

C: Cassie, you are crazy!

by The Shiznit! June 15, 2009

Blamestorming

Business meetings that devolve into finding fault for why projects have gone wrong, rather than looking for successful results. This is also known as postmortem.

After four months of secret meetings and public blamestorming, the Legislature will adjourn, having done some favors for powerful special interests and approved a budget that spends hundreds of millions of dollars more than the state will take in.

by The Commadore September 29, 2008

Jack of Blades

A powerful being, older than time itself. When gods and demons ruled over all, when man had not yet set foot on the earth, and creatures roamed that only your most terrible nightmares could begin to imagine, even then Jack was old. His mask is a soul shell, which explains how he has lived so long. His soul resides in it. The mask itself tempting foolish yet powerful heroes to wear it, thereby giving Jack a new body. His greatest accomplishment is bringing forth the Sword of Aeons form a dark void... Then getting his arse whooped by a Hero.

Jack of Blades: The Gods and Demons you fear and worship are insignifigant fleas compared to my power!!

by Juraga January 7, 2006