Blacon

Blacon: Like Planking… but with bacon.

Steve: Hey, wanna go Planking today?
Mike: What? Planking is so over, dude. I'm all about Blacon now.

by JackintheBoxRestaurants November 22, 2011

Blasenge

1. a word used as an excuse for a girl to give a blow job , saying their throat is dry and a nice long blasenge could help it feel better.

2. a word used to describe a guy that is acting like a fag, you tell him to get that blasenge out of his mouth.

1. that old lady blew schuyler on the beach because she had some shit in her throat that only a blasenge could et out.

2.dude get that blasenge out of your mouth fag.

by Ricky ricky with a big dick April 7, 2010

Bleason

The act of not giving a shit.

I be bleason.

by BleasonBitch January 16, 2015

Blaton

A genuine, but sometimes secretive friend. He is logically oriented and a cunning planner. Although he can easily attain a partner, he usually tends to be a lone wolf because he doesn't believe in a frivolous relationship, and yearns for true love. They tend to not subscribe to the conventions of society, doing what they feel is most entertaining or comfortable. He is self-validated, and a risk taker, although his outward confidence hides a more vulnerable character. True Blaton's won't be involved in activities like Football and Lacrosse, the ones who do are usually shorter and less comfortable with their masculinity. Due to their creativity and determination, Blaton's are goal-oriented and work tirelessly to reach their long term mission. He loves having fun and will risk embarrassment for a good laugh. He never feels the need to drink or do drugs because he doesn't need them to enjoy life. Overall, Blaton's are a constant source of laughs and are exceptionally loyal friends you'd be lucky to have. Very nice booty.

Girl: I wish I had a blaton

by iliketoeatmondobutter July 29, 2020

Jack balson

Bit of a bellend tbh, owner of the legendary pippin. A druggy, and has a small penis.

Uh oh stinky hahahah jack balson

by Haydn Dew is awesome October 7, 2019

blasnkofiend

noun:
Another way of calling kid's named Ibrahiim a faget.

Blasnkofiends like to grope on men's balls.

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

blamonx

Term used by severely un-hip corporate dullards as an attempt at geekspeak; the appropriate term being hosed. Synonyms include: blasted, toasted, boned, took the pipe, stick-a-fork-in-it-its-done, etc.

Socially challenged minger user: "The file is completely blamonx-ed! I had better call IS to help me!"

by Miles Long Builder of Giant Robots September 27, 2006