Blandy

This is when you are promised a blow job and it starts out looking like one but it quickly turns into a very unenthusiastic hand job.

I thought she was down for a blowy but It turned into a high friction blandy!

by Simple Night Cop October 3, 2019

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Blane

An amazing boyfriend who is always there for you no matter what. hes sweet kind, and always puts you before himself. He also has a very big dick, and is wounderful at sex.

Damn i love that blane

by meowp November 27, 2012

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one of the best people you will ever meet

someone who will brighten your day with just a flash of their smile or the sound of their voice. someone who is always there for you and always making you laugh. when othe friends blow you off this is always the one to show up, and you're glad that is them instead of anyone else. someone you would be overjoyed to have i. your life.💛

it's BLANE not "BLAINE"

by bananapants876 September 20, 2018

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blarney stone

Stone in Blarney Castle near Cork (Ireland) that only tourists/ foreigners kiss to become silver-tongued.
Local residents would never do so 'cause teenagers pee over the stone.

Never kiss the blarney stone.

by murks001 July 9, 2009

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Blarney Stone

A fellatio position such that the giver is positioned on his or her back on a bed with head hanging over the edge and receiver is standing in front of the bed.

Much to the chagrin of her chiropractor, Hallie continues to administer blowjobs in Blarney Stone position in hopes that it may one day afford her a trip to Ireland.

by andyhah1 December 24, 2011

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