Land blasted

To get smashed in the ass

Hey Dustin did you hear. Trista got land blasted by Pete last night

by Hahhsuen January 19, 2018

Baja Blasted

When one is about to partake in becoming themselves in an overly intoxicated state.

"Aye ma nigga, we bouts to go get Baja Blasted tonight or what?"
"Brooo, I'm baja blasted as fuck right now!"
"This acid got me fuckin BAJA BLASTED!!!! BRO!"
"Bro, this , bro, bro listen, bro, I'm, bro no listen, bro I'm bro I'm baja blasted ok? Tell Janet to walk! You got tree fitty?"

by RealNigga2000 August 22, 2018

slam blasted

When you are so high your motor functions are impeded. Sentences become hard to formulate and you look cross-eyed.

Friend 1: Bro what's wrong with you, are you high?

Me: Nah bro I'm slam blasted...

by slam blasted March 22, 2020

Blasted

Covered with tattoos

'My friend is so blasted, he looks like lil Wayne.'

by Rock3t November 3, 2008

blasted

really really high

We smoked so much weed that we got blasted!

by Shell October 9, 2002

blasted out of your shoes

(To be) blasted out of (one's) shoes:
Verb: To be attacked very quickly, ferociously and decisively, such that the victim is completely relocated and only his or her shoes remain on the ground in the original location, as though the victim were still standing there.

Me: Are you a cheeseburger?
Him: What? No...
Me: Then you better get outta my grill before you get blasted out of your shoes!
Him: Whatever, bitch.
Me: BLAAAOW!!! (Attacking with extreme prejudice, leaving only his Doc Martens remaining)

by TheBeav May 2, 2005

blasted

damned; stupid; annoying as hell

That blasted pickle jar just wont open damnit!

by tinglis March 12, 2008