Your ass is the blackest

This is said when talking with another person in a competitive manner, you concede that the other person has won.
It is usually said during one-up-manship contest.
Somewhat of a backwards "you win",but you really are the loser.
This is a very old saying...said as early as the 1800's.

Rhonda: I have a really bad headache.
Rick: Oh yeah, well I have a hangnail!
Rhonda: Yeah , and my knee hurts too.
Rick: Well, I guess "your ass is the blackest."

by The_Overman September 8, 2007

blackest way to die

When someone twerks so hard that their weave falls off, they slip on it, snap their neck and die

OH NO CHARLIE DONT TWERK! IT CAN CAUSE YOU TO SUFFER THE BLACKEST WAY TO DIE

ay yo niglet I hope miley cyrus suffers the blackest way to die

by SenorAndo June 19, 2014

blackette

A female who has black hair, thus not being able to be associated with the brunettes.

Damn. If I don't dye my hair soon, I will remain a blackette for the next few months.

by Valgina March 1, 2009

blacket

A jacket that usually has one background color and then a bunch of little brightly colored or gold/silver images such as martin the martian, guns,dollar signs,meatwad ect.Usually worn by afro americans or white boys who think they can ghostride da whip.But are really just hook ass marks.

look at that 'ole fanta faced white boy ghostridin' da whip in his pink and purple blacket.

by raggalioness June 1, 2007

Blackened

A song performed by Metallica, best known for being on the album "...And Justice for All". The drum part to this song is so intense that any mortal man, other than Lars Ulrich himself, who plays this song during a jam session will notice that his or her legs fell off halfway through the song. the guitar part require 3 hands to play

Yoko: What's with the wheelchair and leg injuries?
Douche-fag: What legs? I tried playing "Blackened" by Metallica and my legs fell off.

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

blackenese

1) an ethnic mixture of negro and any asian backround.
2) the language spoken by these people

1) Damn foo, that nigga looks blackenese!
2) What the fuck?! Why these niggas speakin blackenese?

by i forgot April 14, 2003

Blackfeet

A Native American tribe that once was (and still is) very powerful and insightful. They have four reservations currently in the U.S. and Canada. One reservation is located in Browning, Montana and is the most beautiful place on the planet. The other three are located in Saskatchewan, Canada. The Blackfeet are very proud and very funny. And, it would be best if you didn't get in a fight with a member of the tribe (trust me).

Stereotypical white guy: so, like, are you a Blackfoot?

Stereotypical Blackfeet guy: fuck, no, you fucking idiot. I'm BlackFEET. FEET! Now get the hell away from me, dipshit, or you won't live to see tomorrow!

by Blackfeet Bitch!! April 25, 2011