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Ghetto Bjorn

When you use Hefty bags and bungee cords to hold your baby in the same manor as a baby Bjorn.
by ghettoblaster666 September 10, 2011
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björne

A kick ass Swedish character from kid porgrams on TV. He's awesome and usually kills snigel. Because he hates snigel. Snigel is a fucked up snail who always are saying dumb things to Björne. So Björne decided to kill that bastard.
Björne: OH VA ROOLIGT!

Snigel: Nä de va tråkigt sm fasen

Björne: NÄ NU HÅLLER DU KÄFTEN JÄVLA HORUNGE

Snigel: Haha kom o ta mig dah

Björne: JA NU HAR DU GJORT BORT DIG

Snigel: Du ljuger!

Björne: JÄVLA SNIGELFAN KOM TILLBAKA

Snigel: Vänta vafan ska du hugga mig med den där yxan?

Björne: JA NU JÄVLAR

Snigel: Neeeeeeeeeeej

Björne: NU JÄVLAR HAR DU GJORT BORT DIG SOM FAN ASSÅ

Snigel *splat*

Björne: haha get r3kt m8
by U MOMMA February 4, 2016
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Brohn

The equivalent of two Bros that come together forming an insurmountable bond beyond belief. Also includes frequent uses of "Dude". Also those outside of the Brohnosphere, including those of same and opposite gender appear to become non-existant or inadequate for Brohn Status
Brohn1: Dude, Do it for the story!

Brohn2: Dude, Done!

Girl: OMG it's Brohn
by Schokolade August 7, 2011
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bjorn

Blond hair, blue eyed male, totally hot!!! Musically talented, has a lot of emotion but hides it well. Sees people for what they really are dispite flaws.
by angelic_creature May 18, 2004
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Björn

Deriving from swedish and islandic, the Name Björn originally meant 'bear'.
Nowadays it's often used as a synonym for a horny gentlemen, meaning someone who will keep his and your secrets, be truly loyal, honest, caring and a really good lover.
OMG! Björn boned me all night with his huge cock until we had to stop because the neighbours complained about the noise.
by mirwell June 13, 2013
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Bjoint

A joint that is wrapped in blunt wrap.

Bjoint is easier to hide and smaller no need to pass.

Half a blunt = 1 bjoint

A blunt = 2 bjoints
(Friend 1): "yo lets go smoke a blunt"
(Friend 2): "Naw lets hit a bjoint"
(Friend 2): "we can each have one and no need to pass"
by ChiefHia August 16, 2010
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bjorned

v. to silently sneak up behind someone in daylight without the other noticing.
v. To have someone suddenly appear behind you.
"He totally bjorned me and scared the crap out of me."
by atomica45 October 16, 2012
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