bitchuation

A situation created by an individual for the sole purpose of being able to bitch about it later.

Betty was cooking for a dinner party and asked her husband to pick up a few last minute items at the grocery store. She did not provide a list for his reference even though she knew he would never remember everything, thus creating the perfect bitchuation.

by COMB July 20, 2008

Bitchuation

When there is an extreme lack of female presence in a situation many are wanted.

Jay: "This fire is getting pretty lame with just us guys"
Eddie: "Yeah man, we got quite a bitchuation on our hands here"
Chris: "Get to texting!"
Schenck: "Have been..let's not throw anymore wood on"

by eddiethemanlyman May 7, 2010

bitcharoni

bitch

James @ sister : You Bitch---Dad Walks in
James:--aroni
James:yes my sister is a bitcharoni

by stupid August 24, 2003

Bitchionary

A dictionary dedicated to list the growing number of types of bitches, including the following, found on the floor of a 3rd grade classroom at a charter school in Washington, D.C.:
Dirty dumb ass bitches
Fishy bitches
Can’t keep a man bitch
Hoochie looking bitches
Ain’t got no damn sense bitches
Instigating bitches
Funky looking bitches
Staring in your face bitches
Crazy bitches
Nappy tender headed bitches
Booty shorts wearing bitches
Stanky fishy coochie smelling bitches
Tomboy bitches
Stanky butt bitches
Greedy bitches
Slimy grimy bitches
Psycho bitches
Geekin’ bitches
Goofy looking bitches
Triflin’ bitches
Skanky bitches
Mugging bitches
Sloppy bitches
Conceited bitches
Jealous bitches

C´mon... she is not that rare, just look at the Bitchionary and you´ll find her type!

by rperazag December 13, 2010

bitchtrionics

Pathetic, melodramatic, temper-tantrum, super-seizure bitch-like behavior unbecoming of a man.

"You and your fuckin' bitchtrionics, like a fuckin' baby girl having a seizure, shut-the-fuck-up, dude! I don't want to hear about Heather any-fucking-more!"

by Zac Evans June 11, 2008

Bitchuation

a situation in which a girl is being a bitch

person 1: dude we got a bitchuation

person 2: who is it?

person 1: its Maddi

by little duckling April 18, 2011

bitchtionary

Bitchtionary is used to describe a person/thing named Marie.

Bitchtionary was sitting on the couch.

by BritishBran October 3, 2016