Bollock Butchery

This occurs when your gonads are hung like a horse and you’re sittin’ on the shit pot. When you flush, the boys get caught in the suction and are ripped from your scrotal sack and flushed into oblivion.

Tyrant: Dude you wanna hit the strip club tonight? I heard Rosie O’ Donnell is gonna be there showing off her FUPA. You could fit a fucking Boeing 737 in that puss.

Big Easy: I’m gonna have to sit this one out my dawg. Just experienced bollock butchery last night. I was going to Dunkin, and next thing I know my cojones get sucked down the shit pipe. Hoping to get a transplant in the next week. I may take one from Phil Collins. There’s a myth going around on the internet that he’s had a third nut all these years. Must be why he’s always coming in the air.

Tyrant: Dude you got serious fucking issues.

by Stoney69 August 1, 2019

bitchety bitch

A female that is more of a bitch than other bitches because of her selfishness, constant complaining and disregard of other people's well beings. The female version of a dickety dick.

Chica 1: "You're going to wear that? It makes your hips look as wide as the Titanic."

Chica 2: "You serious? I want to go kill myself right now."

Chica 1: "M'eh! Don't crack the concrete when you hit."

Chica 2: "You're such a bitchety bitch! We all know that shit on your face is herpes, not a cold sore."

by westfalia December 22, 2009

Bitchary

The actions of acting like a bitch to someone or ones self.

Tammy's Bitchary is driving me to slap her 10 times!

by Peterda24 July 22, 2012

Bitcher

When someone fucks up your last name.

Teacher: Role call, Bitcher... Bitcher...

Me: It's Birtcher, biotch!

by Myfakestreet May 30, 2019

Bitcher

The male version of a Bitch

Mike: "I need to get some bitchers on my dick"
Justin: " You're such a bitcher yourself"

by ImLuis 142 March 13, 2021

Bitcher

Adj. One who is guilty of bitchery; one who bitches alot. A looser at life basically.

Dude, I seriously cannot stand richie, he's such a bitcher.

by kreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeestan January 12, 2009

bitcher snitcher

a person that calls the cops on his/her friends because they played a joke on that person and that person was such a bitch about it that they snitched on them.

"... mann we sure punked chris brown last night, and you know what that bitcher snitcher did? he called the cops on us.

by james j fisher January 21, 2009