Birthquake

Shaking of a woman while giving birth equated to the tremor caused during an actual earthquake

She went through a birthquake before her due date.

by Jenn Regg January 16, 2019

Birthvalersary

Where you can be a tight ass and get away with buying one present instead of 3 for your wife in the month of February, when it’s her birthday, Valentine’s Day and wedding anniversary.

Happy birthvalersary wife, here is your gift!

by Endeavour1 January 30, 2020

Bitchcake dramaqueen

a spineless loser that doesn't have a life except for the drama that they create.

"your a bitchcake dramaqueen"
"but i love you, wait come back"

by Flambelamangue July 23, 2006

bitchcake

When a small, submissive guy is in a relationship with a large agressively masculine girl, the guy is the girl's bitchcake.

"Yo, Jay is totally Kaylie's bitchcake"

by Mister Baker January 28, 2009

bircake

when a female is licking a dudes sweaty man balls, and the sweat from his balls starts to bead up on her top lip. Then she proceeds to lick it off, seductively, while rubbing her temples singing 'happy birthday'.

"Yo, lets go to that party."
"Hell yeah, I'm trying to get that good bircake."

by kinkaykittay August 28, 2011

Birthwake

Like a birthday, but sad.
Typically has people setting flaming boats out to sea.
But in those rare cases when it doesn't, a birthwake is just a depressing birthday party.

This birthwake is dead, let's go out drinking.

by Seriousnessosity October 11, 2011

bitchcakes

An emotional, predominantly female state of being characterized by overt displays of anger and emotion. Often associated with PMS.

I cmae home late last night with no good excuse. Man, did my girlfriend go bitchcakes

by monkeyman1968 July 21, 2012