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European Birth Control

Claudette wasn't into taking the pill or using condoms, so she opted for European Birth Control... w00t!
by Dentura Hogfloss June 24, 2008
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Birthday Diva

Someone who acts needy & entitled on their birthday. Has to have his or her way exactly. Has an inflated sense of self-importance. And acts offended if his or her wild, out-of-proportion birthday expectations are not met.
Katie: I'm getting a new car, staying at a condo this weekend, and dining at the finest restaurants all weekend for my BIRTHDAY!

Philip: Stop being such a birthday diva
by feetwasher June 15, 2010
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Birthday insomnia

Insomnia that occurs the day before your birthday. In the morning before your birthday tomorrow, you start to feel excited on the inside but not on the outside. In the nighttime, when you try to go to sleep you can't because tomorrow is your birthday and you stay up late that's where birthday insomnia mainly comes into play.
I can't sleep.
Why?
Because tomorrow is my birthday and when I try to go to sleep my body lets me stay up late.
Then you must have birthday insomnia.
by birthday insomnia December 8, 2017
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I'm birthday

Louis from 1d: "i'm birthday (gay) its pretty unfortunate isn't it Eleanor"
by Fookingloosah June 9, 2021
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Birthing Person

This is what people who doesn't have a brain says to real women, and real mothers.

It's wrong, and it's very disrespectful.
Person 1: Happy Birthing Person's day!
Person 2: Don't you ever say that again you dumbfuck...
by thesmartkid420 May 9, 2021
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birthing person

A term used by the leftists in an attempt to objectify women only by their birthing abilities.
My birthing person can also cook and wash dishes.
by Swipe_right_4_me May 9, 2021
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Blissful Birthday

Blissful Birthday; a saying developed by Matthew Donzelle Robinson; basically, the term is a substitution for saying Happy Birthday!
Chanel: Bleu, it's my birthday!!!

Bleu: Blissful Birthday Chanel!
by Original___Don September 3, 2019
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