Berklee College of Music

Berklee College of Music is a music school in Boston, known for its top notch teachers and world class graduates.

It is also very overpriced and has very, very few females attending. Fortunately Boston Conservatory is close by which has a very low male population making for...well you know where I'm going with this. Also a very high percentage of students are metrosexual or asian, or both. Metrasian.

Extracurricular activities besides practicing or jamming can almost positively include smoking mad blunts and drinking 40s.

Over all an excellent college.

"Berklee College of Music is the only college where smoking pot improves your grades!" -John Mayer

by patmethenyhasnosoul December 29, 2009

Charles Barkley

Another ball sack move, squeezing ones testicle til it shines like Charles Barleys bald head

As Johnny walked around the corner their was Jimmie flashing him his charles barkley

by jordanwhatson June 28, 2011

bickledirzy

a burning, stinging, itching crap that starts solid before juicy hell breaks loose

dude that mexican food gave me the worst fucking bickledirzy in the world

by Jobi646 March 4, 2008

Birkenmocks

Birkenmocks are any type or brand of fake Birkenstocks. Hence the stem word "mock". Birkenmocks are cheaper than the actual hippie shoes and can often be found on the feet of cheap/broke activists, treehuggers, peacniks, along with many lazy high schoolers. These shoes say "I'm a hippie on a budget".

Mari was too broke for the real thing, so she bought some Birkenmocks from Payless.

by spiderfrommars June 28, 2009

Birkenstud

The opposite of a fag hag, or fruit fly. A straight man who hangs out with lesbians.

We went to the lesbian bar with our birkenstud, he really enjoys the crowd.

by redfraggle4 October 30, 2009

birkenflock

a group or gathering of three or more lesbians. The term is a portmanteau of the words "birkenstock" and "flock." Birkenstock refers to the footwear commonly worn by dykes & lesbians.

When we were at Home Depot, there was a huge birkenflock of dykes standing out front near their pickup trucks.

by AMtwo November 5, 2010

Berklee-Core

A style of music most associated with bands from Berklee College of Music, or other music schools with popular music programs. Common bands associated with the genre include Vulfpeck, Lettuce, Moonchild, and any artist Quincy Jones happens to be working with at the time.

The key sign of BC is jazz/R&B influenced pop or rock music, with a predominant fan base of upper class white kids that think they’re smarter than you because you didn’t pick up on the septuplet phrasing over the hemiola or some other made up mumbo jumbo.

“Yeah, He’s a Berklee-Core guy. Don’t ask him about Snarky Puppy or you’ll end up getting negative harmony mansplained to you two hours later”

by wonkerz May 24, 2022