bilkphobia

The irrational fear of bagged milk. This is a common phobia found across the world caused by the pretense that bagged milk is disgusting and weird. Many joke saying that it will make your milk taste like plastic, which is completely false.

E.g.

Bagged milk lover: Hey man you want some milk?
Dude#2: OH GOD IS THAT FUCKING BAGGED MILK!?
Bagged milk lover: Ah, he must have bilkphobia.

by uhnn..~<3 March 1, 2022

Barophobia

The fear of gravity

Have you ever thought about going in space? "No I have Barophobia."

by Swedleot March 8, 2022

Piophobia

An irrational fear of the irrational number pi, or a repulsion at the sight or sound of the symbol π, which some fringe psychologists suspect to be hereditary, because the victim was presumably not born with the “mathematical gene.”

Sufferers of piophobia argue that they’d be exempted from school math, because they’re allergic to all things numerical or symbolic.

by MathPlus November 4, 2020

blowphobia

The fear of giving and/or receiving any type of oral sex

Mike- "Dude I tried to get a blow job from Lexie but she wouldn't blow me"
Stan- "She must have blowphobia"

by haha_noo July 14, 2014

briophobia

The fear of human feet

Though her partner had a foot fetish, she herself suffered from briophobia

by Gary Lapt January 12, 2007

ziophobia

If you are possessed by an irrational, swivel-eyed, unswerving, paranoid, teeth-grinding hatred of the State of Israel and its citizens, to the exclusion of its good qualities, in denial of its history, and while ignoring fantastically more despotic regimes elsewhere, then you are, suffering from Ziophobia.

The bigots boycotting Israel suffer from Ziophobia. The characterisation of Jews as hook-nosed, mendacious deviants intent on controlling the world is Ziophobic. Do Urban Dictionary employ Ziophobes?

by Persie Veerants September 20, 2018

biophilia

the innate and conditionally determined affinity of dating app users to fall in love with the idea of a person, after reading their bio.

Karen: what's the point of a bio, no one reads that shitt anyway!

Me: No Karen,, I have biophilia! Last week I fell in love with three different guys who I'll probably never meet just because they had mentioned they were fans of bjork!

by errorist404 May 25, 2020