Big Dick Johnson

- The most manly name men can get.
- Former pro wrestler(?)ish guy

Big Dick Johnson showed me his Big Dick Johnson last night.

by MMMMMJohnson April 5, 2013

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Big Balls Johnson

A child with huge overgrown nuts.

Damn that kid has some huge nuts! Ya, we call him big balls johnson.

by Bryan Johnson June 12, 2006

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big bubba johnson

Someone who is big and muscular. Who looks like a walking burnt nugget. And has a meaty dick.

Don’t get raped by Big Bubba Johnson!

by Cats cats cats February 21, 2018

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Big Hair Johnson

Situation occurring when a mans pubic hair extends further from the pubic region than does his penis.

rance has notoriously been afflicted with a case of the big hair johnson.

by ranceapanca April 22, 2009

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Big Tom Johnson

When your friend or Brother has a massive dick so long it leaves trenches in the concrete!

YOU: "Yo! you see that dude in the gym shower? "
RANDOM GUY: "Yah man, Hes a real Big Tom Johnson!"
YOU: "I know right, he broke 5 tiles on the floor!"

by Kerbangocwm May 2, 2023

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Big Dick Johnny

An act where you terrorize multiple Jewish homes with that big dick hanging out while fucking the shit out of your uncle and selling children to pedos.

Hey uncle wanna preform Big Dick Johnny

Sure Derick

by Biggestniggerdick March 7, 2021

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