Santa Barbarian

A dyed-in-the-wool resident of the coastal city of Santa Barbara in Southern California.

The Santa Barbarians are a peculiar lot: they like the environment but don't get between them and their SUV's and pick-ups.

by M. M. Cooper November 1, 2007

librarian

well-minded angels with little street-sense or business-savvy, love to help and occasionally are reminded why, often experience burn-out due to low pay, bureaucratic management, and the discovery that the homeless and elderly are more familiar with libraries then your son or daughter, aspire to make a difference in a constantly changing world, are some of the most interesting individuals you will ever meet, are more excited about technology then you think.

The librarian smiled politely and said to the crazy patron, "I'm sorry Sir, but I can't help you print your email from hyperspace."

by Lucesco May 27, 2006

Barbarian

a person without education , culture or refinement

or

a foreigner

look at him ! he's totally Barbarian .

by GatDat March 20, 2009

Elite barbarians

The shittiest shit you’ll ever shit. The mere sight of them makes people shit.

Elite barbarians are the best card ever!

by I lik peenis August 4, 2020

Hungarian Barbarian

A person of hungarian origin who is drunk beyond his/her capability.

- Did you see Janos yasterday at the party!? He was a freakin hungarian barbarian dude!

by ChrisSteele April 3, 2008

barbarian mudslide

The act of defocating on your partner's chest, then urinating it off.

Dad: Holy shit what happened in here?
Son: I gave Shazza a barbarian mudslide..
Dad: Nice one son, but you're paying to clean the rug.

by Peter Gill September 8, 2007

Barbarian Facial

A classic well deserved beating for those who are intentionally corrupt - punched real hard in the face many times over - beaten to a sickening ugly looking pulp - brutally hammered on the face into a state of horrific un-recognition by a party who hates you for any number of good reasons...

The corrupt official received a Barbarian Facial because he lied & cheated causing others to greatly suffer - a well deserved disfigurement according to the level of intentional deceitful actions - a special type of beauty treatment reserved for anybody who desires to appear just as terrible looking as the dark soul of their foul nature.

by Subterrainain Vampire May 21, 2008