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Bipolar Rocket League

The act of a person playing for both teams simultaneity in a game of Rocket League.
Bro, how you gonna own goal after hitting a flip reset, are you playing Bipolar Rocket League?
by _Burrito November 20, 2020
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COVID-Induced Bipolar Disorder (CIBD)

a mental disorder marked by alternating periods of deep depression and extreme “I guess I’m okay”-ness while sheltering in place during the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic.
Chris: Have you noticed anything different about Ross? He’s been really unpredictable and acting nat-shit crazy ever since the shelter-in-place order went into effect.

Naomi: Dood, he clearly suffers from COVID-Induced Bipolar Disorder (CIBD)!
by pantaloonsareback April 16, 2020
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Bipolar Bitch

A woman who changes her mind about her feelings CONSTANTLY. One second she's literally begging you to go out with her, the next minute she hates your guts for saying yes. It's worse than just PMS and lasts much longer. Being a bipolar bitch does NOT actually mean they are bipolar medically just that this is part of their personality.
My ex was a bipolar bitch. She begged for me to go out with her when I already had a girlfriend, and then when I actually dated her much later on after she started begging, she hated my guts within a week.
by nowweallscreamhello November 12, 2011
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Bipolar Poop Disorder

Similar to Bipolar Mood Disorder, a person with Bipolar Poop Disorder alternates between extreme diarrhea and constipation and can never seem to take a proper shit.
Patient: I had bad constipation 2 weeks ago, then last week I had bad diarrhea, and now I'm constipated again.

Doctor: I think you have Bipolar Poop Disorder.
by Schnitterbit August 28, 2011
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Biblar Worshiper

A follower of the dark lord Biblar. Usually members of one of his numerous cults. All are evil and have been corrupted by the devious Biblar and have turned from Yar-nar's light.
"Burn the Biblar Worshiper"
-Mallard Ducks
by Mallard Ducks December 14, 2019
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Bipolar

Mental Illness that is hard to understand. It is NOT a split-personality, and it does NOT include alter-egos. That is personality disorder/schizophrenia. When you are manic, it is the equivalent of being high. Its like driving very very fast without brakes. You usually cannot see that you are manic, and it really pisses you off when someone points it out to you. When you do realize you are manic, its after you've done/said something horrible. At this point, you feel that even if you get back in control, it is too late, you've already fucked up. This feeds the mania, and keeps it going. It is almost impossible to sleep when manic, and you get crazy ideas.

When you are depressed, it is horrible. The whole world is in shades of grey. No one can pull you out of it.

Bipolar should not always be viewed as negative. The way I see it, it is compensation. When someone is extremely smart, creative, or talented, it disrupts the balance in the brain. So, the brain must do something to restore the balance. ADD, Bipolar, Depression, etc. Ralph Waldo Emerson, Robert E. Lee, Beethoven, Buzz Aldrin, Winston Churchill, Theodore Roosevelt, Isaac Newton, Plato (according to Aristotle), St. Francis, St. John, St. Theresa, Mark Twain, T.S. Eliot, Sigmund Freud, Victor Hugo, I think you get the idea.

Just realize, every gift comes with a curse, and every curse comes with a gift.

If you take medicine, and practice self-control, you can harness your mania and channel it into a talent.
I have Bipolar, but it doesn't define me, and I don't let it control me.
by eleanor-grace April 2, 2008
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Bipolar Betty

She's fat. She's crazy. She's legally bipolar. She is a "Bipolar Betty". "Bipolar Betty" is a term that can used to describe any of the countless number of fat insane girls that a person has to deal with at work or at school. Typically, your local Bipolar Betty will be found either making an inordinate amount of noise or sobbing loudly. She will have NO emotional middle ground. It's either all on ON or all OFF. She will also be huge. We're talking not just a plumper, but the full pork pie. Interact with at your own risk.
Barry : Dude you've gotta see this fucking retard we got working the help desk, she's a real fucking Bipolar Betty.

Winfield : You mean legally?

Barry : Hundred percent dude she got this job on an anti-discrimination beef.

Winfield : Dude that fucking sucks. I had a Bipolar Better two years ago in R&D and if she hadn't OD'ed on Aspirin we'd probably be the next division to getting canned. I mean individually she brought the whole workplace down. People who loved this job were leaving at 4:30 just to get away from her. It's just one of those things you know ... God shit on that person.

Barry : Funny that you mention God.

Winfield : Why?

Barry : She's a Mormon this week.

Winfield : Ha. Joseph Smith didn't see this one coming magical seeing stones my ass.
by Darker April 28, 2010
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