Basset Hound

A member of the scent hound family of dogs. They are known for their very long ears, adorable sad expression, and talentled nose. A basset's sense of smell is second only to the bloodhound. They have very long ears, a prominent haw (which gives them droopy looking eyes), and short little legs. They usually weigh 50-70 lbs. The basset hound was initially bred for hunting rabbits. Basset means "low set" in french.

Bassets are very sweet, kind-hearted dogs. They love everyone and everything and will drag you to say hello to everyone they see (or smell!). They have the traditional hound stubborness, but owners love them for it! This determination to get their way is often comical. They are not the dog for you if you demand a dog's undivided attention or obedience, but are the perfect dog for someone who will love them to pieces and have a sense of humor about their antics.

Beware- You will become addicted to this wonderful breed!

Oh no! My basset hound ate the filet mignon off the table!

by Val Drake January 1, 2010

beseder

A Hebrew word currently used in Israel to say Ok or Good

*guy falls of a bike*
Father - Shmeuly, ata beseder?(Shmeuly are you ok?)
Shmeuly- Ken, Aba, Ani beseder.(Yes, Dad, Im ok.)

by Frasier September 19, 2005

Dump Berserker

A dump so fiery and ass engulfing that your sphincter literally lights on fire. The person enraged by the passion of unsavory anal singeing then takes any object close to him and runs through the neighborhood wielding it, killing or maiming anyone in his/her path. The objects usually range from domestic cats to live people.

The snowball fight was ruined by Archie's dad going Dump Berserker and hitting all of us with a grandfather clock as he ran through us in a blind rage.

Mommy, I want to be a Dump Berserker for Halloween, you better make the dirtiest tacos that night.

by theanaljoust December 19, 2006

Bessemer Furnace

Similar to a Dutch Oven, the Bessemer Furnace makes use of a closet instead of a bed. The fart can occur before or after the victim is shoved into the closet. The use of deception is critical here to lure the victim into the closet. Once trapped, the farter holds the door closed.

I told John I wanted to show him the closet he needed to paint, but I got him with the old Bessemer Furnace.

by #2stunna January 11, 2010

let us beseech

A common phrase used around Oakwood Adventist Academy's (OAA) Campus. Coming from the phrase Let us yonder, to let us beseech. Started by freshman to the majority of the school. It is used to congregate and pray to god holding hands silently or spoken. After prayer, saying Amen in unison.

Friend 1: "I am having a bad day bro, my grade is under an 80 in almost every class.
Friend 2: "I am sorry to hear that, let us beseech, and hopefully the day gets better."
Friend 1: "Thou Shall"

by OAALANG October 9, 2023

bensexual

Being only attracted to the British actor Benedict Cumberpatch. He is best identified by his roles in Star Trek, August Osage Country and the BBC series Sherlock. Why is this an actual sexuality? Because he's dead sexy.

"Isn't Justin bieber so cute??"
"Actually, no. Sorry, I'm bensexual."
"Whats that mean?"

"I'm only attracted to Benedict Cumberpatch."

by Tumblr user irrelevantmanatee August 6, 2014

Berserker

1. A sect of Norse warriors who would fight with no armor and would continue fighting despite wounds or chance of victory.
2.Used to say some one has flipped a shit and done something rash with no self regard

sweet Jesus, jimmy went berserker on that salesman and ripped out his heart and ate it for courage

by berserker November 14, 2003