blottled

Underage drinkers partying hard and getting shlammmmmered :)

getting so blottled you cant remember where your pants went

by KAREN&JEN March 26, 2007

bottled bukkake

When two people (who love each other very much) wish to partake the act of bukkake but are uncomfortable with inviting others. As a result, the man will save the efforts of his masturbation in a bottle over a period of time. Once a decent volume is accumulated, the couple will make love and upon finishing, the man will blast on the woman's face while simultaneously pouring the bottle on her. he may either pour it on her, use a spray bottle, squirt gun, or just plain throw it. It must be noted that considerable effort must be used to keep the bottled bukkake at the right consistency and temperature for usage.

Wife: cum on face please!
Husband: no problem darling.
Wife: well golly gosh that sure was great but do wish there was more.
Husband: wait just a minute there sport. Let me grab my handy bottled bukkake. we'll have your face looking like a glazed donut in no time!
Wife: wow you think of every thing!
husband: and its great for your skin too!

by greenspartan4572 December 9, 2012

bottled

when someone throws a bottle at you and it hits you in the face/head.

that guy just got bottled

by 26deep October 28, 2010

bottled

Another word used to describe the effects you are under when either drunk or high.

Steve: So what did you guys do last night?
Jimmy: Man, I can barely remember! We we're so bottled!

by pariso January 24, 2008

bottled nose dolphin

penis male genetalia

I'd sure like to let my bottled nose dolphin swim in her fish tank

by HondaHomie07 April 24, 2004

water bottled

The shock one gets when they take a huge drink of what they think is water only to find out its Vodka ( or some other clear alcohol)

What the fuck that defiantly was not water I just got water bottled

by blonde bomber September 9, 2011

besotted

Is often used by angry exes who burn mushrooms and people who call themselves journalists,

the true meaning of this word is "to be completely in love with someone and always have this person on your mind"

Henry is genuinely obviously really honestly truly madly deeply besotted with Tesswardo.

Henry has been besotted with lounadro since they were 18 and 16

by ChickenChili September 30, 2017