believe

to accept something as true

1. I believe what I am programmed to believe.
2. I am unable to change what I believe just by willing it.
3. I do not decide what to believe.
4. I am always bound to believe whatever is most compelling.
5. I have no control over what I believe.
6. I believe that I have no control over what I believe.
7. I believe that the sun will rise tomorrow. I cannot NOT believe it no matter how hard I try. This belief is not under my control.

by yorrick hunt January 11, 2009

Believeland

Cleveland is called Believeland because it's all about comeback. Yes, we know that the industry we were founded on left in the 1950s, our rivers used to catch on fire, our sports teams suck, our cops are bad and the lake effect snow is un-fucking-believable, but we're still on the upswing. Recently, Cleveland has gotten or is getting a casino and a huge medical center (Cleveland Clinic already has the best heart care in the nation), and Lake Erie coasts are being renovated. Not to mention Cedar Point, the Rock Hall, Little Italy and LeBron (again). Also the poor economy makes things like rent, groceries and high-quality weed cheaper than almost anywhere else in the country. But most importantly of all: we're not Detroit.

"The Browns beat the Steelers yesterday. Fuck yeah, Believeland!"

by emceeMC5 October 14, 2014

Belief corral

An existential enclosure for confining sheeple, precluding independent thinking that might lead to freedom from servitude to, for example, religion.

When I started pointing out the way Christianity had co-opted longstanding cultural traditions in order to consolidate its power base, and how little of the 'unique' aspects of his religion were in fact unique, I realized I had wandered out of his belief corral - I might as well have been talking to myself.

by Shlomo Hussein January 18, 2009

I can believable

what is said when you want to call later becuase the computer you wanted to order doesnt come with speakers.

I can believable, all this for speakers. Like a little baby girl.

by KoRnyWayz March 18, 2008

happy belated

when its about a week after your birthday and someone barely finds out so they tell you Happy belated.

Brittney: it was courtneys birthday last week !
Kandy: It was?

Brittney: Yeah!
*Courtney walks in*
Kandy: omg! Happy Belated!
Courtney: thanks!

by brittneyandjessica October 10, 2013

belter

Means excellent, very good or cool.

Woah, that's a real belter!

Heh, what a belter!

by the DustRoom February 21, 2003

Belive

this word is literally just someone that was stupid and spelled believe wrong :D

thank me later, but in advanced... your welcome.

Dude, I can't even belive you right now.

by duhitz.litty03 September 23, 2020