Trustafarian beearch

Female beneficiary who doesn't work for a living but thrives on the largesse of others - usually the state, family, or other donors. Normally attempts to justify their soul sucking existence by claiming they have a right to their lifestyle because of some sort of self diagnosed malady or childhood 'trauma'. Often middle class and white with a proclivity for green and/or liberal politics. Inability to actually experience empathy or understand irony. Very often categorises themselves as a 'creative'.

"Look out mate, that Trustafarian beearch is on the lookout for some sucker to fund her indolent life of scrounging and gluttony. Do you know she has her own house and two cars? I'm serious. You'd think she worked on frickin Wall Street, the way she lives. It's unbelievable."

by Jimmy Novak February 24, 2010

beeyard

n. (facial furniture)

An interpretation of a beard. Grown by those who don't have sufficient coverage to actually constitute an actual beard. They often have trouble growing the typical 'evil twin' goatee (as displayed by Hasselhoff in Knight Rider for a few episodes) so they just go for the hairy sideburns and neck look. Pitiful.

Thank fuck Rabs shaved his beeyard off, he looked like a proper tramp. His beeyard scared freshers off cos they thought he was gonna ask them for spare change.

by Dijital-JB October 10, 2004

beebarf

a bizarre alternative of addressing a favored companion when you could have said honey- as this is the way honey is made: bees regurgitate nectar which becomes honey. The phrase was reported on Public Radio as an example of odd words of affection.

Hey Beebarf, what did you make for dinner?

by Jeremy Kagan February 11, 2008

beezer baps

An addition to the slang term beezer which makes something sound better. Usually used in northern ireland.

Dat fruit fruit scone was beezer baps

by pio July 2, 2008

Beetard

Someone who goes apeshit and starts running around flailing at a flying insect.

Eddie stop being a beetard, it's a gnat.

by imntworthy May 30, 2010

beefaroni

a skinny frail old white man, sandwiched between two obese hairy black men, both over 60

dude, i walked in on my grandpa in the middle of a beefaroni.... some things cannot be unseen

by banana hammock69 June 1, 2011

beezer

Nose, the one in the middle of your face, you know.

"Damn, she's got a big beezer!"

by Crapper McGee January 23, 2004