beergorilla

a mythical being. when you wake up after a night out on the town, with bruizes you dont remember getting, no money in your wallet and a bad taste in your mouth, you have been visited by the beergorilla. because while you where sleeping he beats you up ( hence the bruises ), steals your money, and shits in your mouth.

"oh my god my arm are bruized, i got no money in my wallet, and i've got a taste in my mouth....blech..what the hell happend last night man?"

"ah, you've had a visit by the beergorilla"

by dikke dennis January 18, 2009

beergoogles

the act of googling a guy or girl you met at the bar when you get home - still wasted

that guy hot but i beergoogled him - he belongs to the china doll collection club

by anonymous February 26, 2004

Bergon

1. Verbal acknowledgement of the presence of an extremely sexy woman, usually exclaimed at a loud volume and with a faux spanish accent.

2. Verbal acknowlegement of a friend's sexual conquest(s).

1. (As a sexy woman enters the room) "BERGON!"

2. (After learning of a friend's sexual conquest) "BERGON!"

by Rimmy Jice November 10, 2008

polish beergoggles

Putting your testicles on a sleeping persons eyes.

Hawt damn i woke up with some polish beergoggles.

by martinowns August 31, 2006

beergin

noun (pronounced "beer-jin")- Person who has never drunk beer before. Is to beer what "virgin" is to "sex."

Man #1: Hey, you want a beer?

Man #2: I've never had beer before.

Man #1: What? You're a beergin?

Man #2: Yeah...I guess I am.

by Dick Gozinia March 11, 2007

beergoggles

what you are wearing when you sleep with mrs simpson

i nailed mrs simpson but, i was wearing my beer goggles (a 12-pack worth).

by chris crounse April 17, 2003

Beerbonkis

A term used for someone that drinks on an average of 5 cases of beer in a 24 hour period. Also used as an insult and could be used for other situations as well, whether it be used jokingly or a nickname for one of your friends. This term is mainly used by Jocks or wanna-be-Jocks, simply to be amusement at the fact that they can create words using about the 1% of actually functioning brain matter they have left.

Look at that Beerbonkis! He drank that whole thing in like 30 seconds!!

Wuddup Beerbonkis?

by 00)Ur Mom!!(00 April 25, 2006