Beerelevant

When you have drunk so much beer that some point that would normally be important seems irrelevant

Who cares, its beerelevant

by Da Man July 16, 2004

Beerble Thumper

Beerble Thumper (beer-buhl-thuhm-per)
Noun: (1) an overzealous advocate of craft beer fundamentalism; (2) an overly enthusiastic or aggressive exponent of craft beer.

Slang: beer douche.

Any conversation with these people quickly leads to them explaining every little detail about the beer they, you and anyone in sight is drinking and how they have forgotten more about beer than you will ever know.

The conversation is usually finished by them inferring that you should respect the beer and appreciate that you have been given the opportunity to drink it, or worse, collect it and stare at it.

Guy #1: Dude, thanks for saving me from that conversation.

Guy #2: No worries, it looked painful.

Guy #1: Yeah, that dude immediately jumped into how the beer i was holding was a limited release IPA that was brewed in the traditional style with non-traditional ingredients. He wanted to know if I could pick up the subtle notes of Pine Thistle on the transition.

Guy #2: Fucking Beerble Thumpers.

by ErikBoles December 26, 2011

Beegle

The second stage of a relationship, where you are exclusively dating.
Part of the three stages of relationships, fleegle, beegle and deegle

Mary - "Oh my, Dave wants to move the relationship to beegle! I'm so nervous.
Grace - "Don't be, you guys are gonna be so great at beegle"

by Jacks256 August 18, 2017

beerbleugh

This is a name that is given to an individual that vomits incessantly after consuming a mild amount of alcohol (and sometimes semen). This person will vomit with little or no provocation - persons accompanying this individual should remain wary, they may end up with stomach cramps after laughing so hard at the softcokkedness of this individual.

Friend: Hey, leigh! Want a beer?
Leigh: (Immediate) BLLLLLLEEUUUGGGHHHH!!! (vomits)
Friend(s): Hahahahahahahaha! Check this.... he just beerbleugh (much laughter)
Other friend: Soft cokk!

by SpewyMcSpewspew August 30, 2008

Beerlemic

A common condition among those with poor drinking skill and low stomach capacities which gives a strong feeling of nausea to its victims when under the influence of alcoholic beverages, and usually entails vomiting the said consumed liquor in a most unfashionable way, usually unconsciously whilst drooping over a pub toilet seat. Victims can also be found regurgitating in such places as phone booths, public pavements and curbs, in your front yard, and on the floor of taxis. Should you find someone you suspect is or is showing signs of becoming beerlemic, the best course of action is to take them to hospital immediately, from which the most likely treatment will be an intensive rehabilitation period in which victims will be force fed large quantities of alcohol for days on end to increase their quickly diminishing alcoholic tolerance.

To find an example, you need only search through your scummiest local bar or club for a messy messy individual. Check the bathrooms and nearby alleyways, and you´ll know when you have found your first beerlemic to rescue.

by Deak Extreme March 15, 2009

Beengle

Pronounced “Bean - gle” means “being single “ - not just single. An older wiser person who is unafraid of attending events alone and traveling by one’s self . This person usually has a lot of friends, is artistic, and has a fabulous life.

When someone asks, “what is your relationship status?” and the response is “currently beengle - choosing to be single, and loving it!

by Korinthia Rose February 6, 2024

Beengle

“Being single” choosing to be single - not just single. An older wiser person who is unafraid of attending events alone and traveling by one’s self. This person usually has a lot of friends, is artistic, and has a fabulous life.

When someone asks “what is your relationship status?” One responds “currently beengle, choosing to be single and loving it.”

by Korinthia Rose February 6, 2024