bench racer

One who talks about how fast a vehicle is, yet does not have one of their own.

Dude!, i have a friend who's Neon is faster than yours!

I know a car that is faster than yours.

by Sidney Pollack May 28, 2005

Breeding Bench

A porn tool used in scenes where one parter will bend the other over a bench and ejaculate inside them.

I really enjoy watching breeding bench porn.

by Sarick August 24, 2018

bench warmer

One who doesnt get called up into play, hence sitting through the whole game and "warming the bench".

"Hey coach, can I finally join in?"

"Nah, why dont you do your part and warm the bench."

by tranquillo June 15, 2005

Group W Bench

A place for crazy people such as mother rapers and father stabbers. And father rapers and mother stabbers. Origins from a popular folk song by Arlo Guthrie called Alice's Restaurant.

That guy belongs on the Group W bench.

by Abbie Hoffman December 6, 2004

benchification

The process by which a non-bench object/person is turned into a bench, such as a group of people sitting on someone thus turning it into a bench, the person is then said to have been benchified.

This can sometimes be seen as a mild form of bullying if one person is benchified frequently. However many see it as a sport, or just a pass time activity. Frequent benchifiers will often exchange stories about the best objects to benchify.

Person 1- Why are you all sitting on me?
Person 2- Do you not understand benchification, there wasn't anywhere to sit so we benchified you.

by Ben.Ch January 14, 2011

chronic benchitis

When a member of an athletic team sits on the bench for so long that he develops an injury.

The other day I played a basketball video game and following the game I was immediately notified that Steve Novak was injured with back spasms. The problem was he was in street clothes and listed as inactive in the game he was supposedly injured in. He is one of the worst rated players on the game, and with the "injury", his ratings dipped further. He may never see the court again after this. Therefore, he really suffers from chronic benchitis.

by crazylegsdave January 13, 2010

The bish bench

The bish bench is a high honour in South West British culture. The trio that sit on this bench are Floss ( the dark wolf); Seb (the bish leader) and Abbie (the tag along). This rich culture includes events such as talking, eating chocolate and waiting for he bus.

When people take over the bish bench, the bish trio get angry and go to Greggs to get steak bakes. It is a historical tradition performed at the seaside town of Teignmouth.

Hey do you want to go to the bish bench?

by @Siamesefrog October 18, 2019