Beef Curtain

Time to start the show better spread the Beef Curtain
by Doug April 01, 2005
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beef curtain

Reference to a vagina that has very saggy lips that are comparable to beef, and curtains, hence the name beef curtains. Often occurs after a lot of sex.
by Kiwi Pomerleau June 02, 2004
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beef curtains

1)Pussy lips

See Also : Dick Huggers, Meat Curtains, Dick Blockers
"Ima kick you in the beef curtains"
she said,"Your dick tore my beef curtains"
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Beef Curtain

A snowboarding grab in which the rider grabs heel edge with both hands in between the bindings while in the air. Same as two roast beefs.
Dude that Beef Curtain was so tight!
by madhatter951 March 29, 2012
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"Dude! Last night I devoured my girlfriend's beefcurtains!"
by Zach January 30, 2003
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Beef Curtains

Noun: (Slang/offensive)

A vagina.
1- "I had dinner with sally last night!"

2- "What did you have?"

1- "I ate her Beef Curtains!"
by alf182 December 23, 2008
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beef curtains

The moist flaps hanging from the undercarriage of a woman's gusset
Cass got me so wet I had to put my beef curtains out to dry they were dripping so much
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