Beefsexual

A person who commits him/herself to the love of beef to the point where it becomes their primary relationship.

Jeffrey: “Hey Doug, when are you going on your next date”
Doug: “Oh I’m not dating right now. I’m taking myself out for hot pot, for I am a beefsexual”

by Boldgerg April 23, 2019

Pedosexual

Originated when a homophobic smear campaign attempted to discredit the LGBT community by saying it would become LGBTP. Pedosexual meaning pedophiles.

"If they want to demand that society accept their horseshit identities, then it’s time we slip in one of our own, for godly keks.

How do we do this?

We convince them that Pedos deserve rights too. We'll call them pedosexual.

Think about it, if this were to catch any traction at all it would only further remove any legitimization they’ve gained."

by Rebelfighters July 9, 2018

pedosexual

It's not a sexual identity, you dumb fucks. It's just a bunch of pedophiles trying to be included in the LGBT community, making them look bad. LGBT people DO NOT support pedophilia. It's just a bunch of angry religious people who think that making them look bad will get them to be who everybody tells them they should be.

Avery: Hey Harry, are you part of the LGBT community?
Harry: Yeah.
Avery: What do you identify as?
Harry: I'm a pedosexual
Avery: ...you nasty ass. Get the fuck out. Your kind will never be supported.

by LGBTQ+ Supporter January 12, 2019

Begosexual

Begosexual is someone who gets aroused by begging or is sexually attracted to beggars.

They may secretly dress as a beggar when alone and beg in front of a mirror.

Sandra: Tony I forgot my key.... oh my god what are you doing! why are you dressed like a tramp?

Tony: I'm sorry Sandra, but maybe it's for the best...I'm...
Sandra: No no no don't say it ...

Tony: I'm begosexual, I've always been begosexual
Sandra: Naaaooooooo ...sobbing

Tony: Spare change?

by Ghostnipple December 2, 2019

Pedosexual

Pedosexuality is a make believe sexuality, in which someone is a "child lover" but it is bullshit, it is a way for pedophiles to feel accepted. Pedophiles, like this, had a petition to see if they felt they should be accept into the LGBTQA+ community. As a friend of many members myself I can say that most of the LGBTQA+ don't think this is acceptable (so don't go hating on an queers)

Tim: Hey Dave
Dave: Oh, hey
Tim: What's up?
Dave: Would you accept me for who I am?
Tim: Yeah bro, what are you? Gay? Bi? Trans? Non-Binary?
Dave: Pedosexual!
Tim: *gets up and leaves the bar after pouring his beer on Dave's lap*

by IfYouLoveMeILoveYou April 23, 2020

Biebosexual

1. A person who likes or respects Justin Bieber or any of his songs.
2. (Bieb) A homo that is WAY too homo for his age

1. Brian:"yo why is that kid making out with that cardboard cut out of Justin bieber."

Dick:"he's probably gay."

Naser:"no he's Biebosexual."

2. "That kid likes dick in his butt...what a fuckin bieb"

by McLoviin123432343 July 20, 2010

Pedosexual

A person who claims to be pedosexual is literally a pedophile. fbi open up

Harold: HEY LINDA GUESS WHAT IM PEDOSEXUAL
Linda: Harold wtf your literally a pedophile. Im calling the police and divorcing you
Harold: but im a part of the lgbtp..
Linda: -_-. The p is for pansexual...your an idiot harold
FBI: FBI OPEN THE DANG DOOR
Harold: oh noo
Linda: :)

by Monikaplier February 28, 2020