Dirty Bernard McGuinness

The sexual act of smearing oneself in chicken fat and then ejaculating into a ballot box while shouting ‘Fine Gael for Sam’

Did you hear about Bernard McGuinness? He pulled a Dirty Bernard McGuinness in the last election. Those poor bastards counting the votes got their hands all sticky

by CleanCutBarley April 24, 2020

Bernard

A man who is really brave like a bear. Who looks good like a lion. Who minds his own business.

OMG!! He is such a BERNARD!!

by All girls want is me December 27, 2016

Rancho Bernardo

A city located within "the bubble." A place where lots of old retired people live. Broomstickings and thong checkings are encouraged at RBHS. The rich people live in the trails and the only thing open past ten is the rite aid in the neighboring town of CMR.

alex trebec: where does the largest population of old people in the US like to hang out?
contestant: what is the VONS in RB

by Alex J February 27, 2005

bednarz

Bednarz. Mostly know for a lasted name, coming form Poland. The Bednarz Family is known for barrel markers in Poland, still to this day. The name also can get date back to the Vikings. Bednarz and Bednar started of as Bednarz and spilt into the two. The meaning of Bednarz, means brave and cunning, very hard headed. They will never backed down form a fright or challenge. With beauty and flawless, like no others.

Dam, thats a Bednarz. Don't mess with them.

by Annie Samantha February 13, 2014

Andy Bernard

Easily the funniest character on The Office. Brilliantly played by Ed Helms.

Awkard, goofy, creepy and loveable at the same time.

Just the way he talks is bound to make you laugh.

His dumb little smile gets me everytime.

"just getting some face time with the boss"

"I'll be at the top of this place in no time. How? I never break off a handshake. I'm always one step ahead of the game... like a... carpenter... who builds stairs."

-Andy bernard on life.

by fontownliberal April 29, 2010

Andy Bernard

a STUPID IDIOTIC NUMBSKULL who sold his XTERRA to a SMART and CAPABLE man named DWIGHT.

Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair.

by GIVE ME A FUCKING PSEUDONYM February 1, 2020

Bernardes

Italian name, usually used as a last name. Only awesome people are called bernardes. Every girl with this name is known to dance well and have a fine ass!!

Ohh damn, look at that girl's ass and how she moves, she's got to be a bernardes!

by wizard of words April 6, 2009