Blocked

Do not contact. You're fucking annoying.

I blocked her because she's fucking annoying

by Kristin September 21, 2017

bollocked

to get told off

he gave me a right bollocking;
I git bollocked by the boss for being late

by heffer May 1, 2003

budblocked

When a person (usually one who is of the straightedge lifestyle) refuses to let a fellow pothead (or potheads) light a bowl/rip a bong/hit a blunt/puff a joint because they insist that "zomg sm0k!ng iz n0t coOl guyz", therefore leading to a very dissatisfying afternoon without the presence of marijuana. The person who is blocking the bud (the budblocker) will continue to make the people who want to smoke (the budblockees) feel bad until the budblockees give in and have to resort to smoking at home. And then watching The Science of Sleep and/or Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, and talking to the other budblockees on AIM.

Budblockee #1: Check out this new strain I got. It's called Juicy Fruit Tropical Sour Diesel Juicy Diesel Fruit White Widow Northern Lights Kush Purple Haze laced with speed, acid, meth, ecstasy and coke. Let's smoke this shiz!

Budblockee #2: Fuck yeah. Now that the SATs are over Imma smoke errrrrrday FUCK THE REGENTS!

Budblocker: Come on guys, don't smoke, you guys get really boring and smoking is gross. I feel like I just talk to myself because you guys are so unfocused wait is that an unopened can of budweiser on the floor? Mine!

Budblockees: dsagdsLEGALIZEITgdgds

Ut ohz. Budblocked.

by supahgroop May 14, 2008

box blocked

Female version of cock blocked
When a girl blocks another girl from getting with a girl/guy

This bitch was trying to get all over this hottie, and I box blocked her

by sedes September 20, 2006

fox blocked

When you turn on your TV to FOX and find your expected scheduled programming has been prempted by nascar, preseason football, or some other newscast. Can also be a term for the all too common premature cancellation of your new favorite show on the FOX network. Usually followed by the onset of unhappiness, depression, or rage.

Ugh, no family guy or simpsons this week. FOX blocked by nascar again!

by jjt3hii August 29, 2010

flop blocked

the act of blocking the sandal flop. typically achieved by applying pressure to the front of the sandal.

dude, you just got flop blocked.

jeffrey just got really mad because stuart flop blocked him.

by hjscott November 15, 2010

Pantie Blocked

Describes the event in which a man begins to slide his hand down the woman's panties, to pleasure her, but is blocked by the woman's hand before reaching the threshold.

"Dude, did you get some pussy last night?"

"Nahh man, she Pantie Blocked me"

by BitchYouSemenDreamin May 9, 2011