52 definitions by Kristin

mad bull

when a guy is given head, the guy takes your head and shoves it all the way down, cums and it cums out of your nose

I almost choked from that mad bull last night. That shit went straight to my lungs.

by Kristin October 31, 2004

laidies

people who are girls

my laidies and i are the best

by Kristin June 03, 2004

mike jones

A stupid fat bitch who don't say shit but his name and his #.

Damn is dat dude so desperate he got to give his name and # out in every song he make.

by Kristin April 23, 2005

lil flip

The finest light skinned dude in this rap game.He is tha screwed up king. Shit and u better know it.

I love me some dark- skinned boys but shit Lil' flip a fine ass mothafucka.

by Kristin April 23, 2005

loken

To smoke a blunt and chill afterwards.

That la la la i be smokin, be gettin me right i be loking, them bullshit trees you be rollin, barely give you a buzz, me i get high.......50 Cent on his "Get Rich Or Die Trying." album

by Kristin April 05, 2005

my life everyday

attempting to eat as much good food as possible.

a good day consists of a delightful breakfast, snack, and dinner.

1) a good breakfast, incorporating any or all of the following: cereal, oatmeal, pancakes, ham and cheese omelettes, yogurt, eggs over easy, orange juice (tropicana), hashbrowns, fruit

2) good snacks, again, incorporating any or all of the following: easy mac, cheetos, cereal (counted as breakfast OR a snack), carne asada quesedilla, carne asada fries, breadsticks, in n out, ice cream, popcorn, jones soda, oreo shake, oreo anything, fries, cookies, harvest pie

3) a great full meal, usually only incorporating one or less of the following: PIZZA, chicken and dumplings, fried chicken, chicken parmegian, lemon chicken, any other form of chicken, fettucini alfredo, shrimp, steak, pork chops, mashed potatoes, chinese food, ribs, chili in a breadbowl

by Kristin April 15, 2005

Nike Starlight

doing a person from behind, you choke them with your shoelaces, and beat them in the head with your shoe (preferably Nike). then you cum all over his/her back, and you mix the blood from his/her head with the cum creating red and white swirls, much like Starlight Mint candy

eating cheetos

I am eating cheetos in public. I don't care if anyone catches me, if they do I will give each and every one of them a Nike Starlight.

by Kristin October 31, 2004