if i beat it i aint wearing a johnny

Its a term forin people use

person 1: Are you gonna have sex with that girl?
person 2: yea
person 1: Are you wearing a condom
person 2: If i beat it i aint wearing a johnny

by Muffin90210 February 15, 2022

Beat a case

Contrary to the other definition,
Beating a case is not only getting away with a crime, because that implies that you commited the crime.

You can also beat a case while being innocent and not having commited any crime, thus falsely accused.

Feds incarcerated me for no reason, still i had to fight in court and prove my innocence.

In the end truth ruled and i beat a case!

by Jerra gk February 15, 2019

butter beat off

When you get a hand job while your dick is in a tub of popcorn at the movies.

“Put your Dick in the popcorn. I wanna give you a butter beat off”

by Changaa November 18, 2020

Dead beat mother

A deadbeat mother is a woman who puts herself ahead of the needs of her children. A woman who thinks because she has a vagina doesnt have to pay childsupport, or do anything the court demands her to do. They most likey suffer from a narcissistic personality disorder. They also do not understand there is a big diffrence between an actual mother, and a biological mother.

She is such a dead beat mother for not paying her childsupport.

by ALV-T83 May 25, 2012

wife-beater-status

An adjective used to describe someone who is jacked and has just the right chest and ab muscles to fit perfectly into a wife beater. In addition to chest and abs, arms (biceps, triceps, and deltoids) must also be tone and muscular. Obtained by using the bench-press and doing push-ups.

JT: Dude, going to the gym is going to get us to wife-beater-status!
KD: Yeah man, got to keep hitting the bench-press.
JT: Don't forget about push-ups.

KD: True son.

by JTandKD June 25, 2009

Take a beat

Stop for a moment to relax; pause and think about what you are doing

The Vampire Diaries - Alarick to Damon: "You need to take a beat with Eleana."

by Ian Conversation February 23, 2012

beat the brains out of the little soldier

To jerk-off purely out of sheer sexual frustration or desperation.

"Man, that ho at the club was grinding on me for like two hours, then she left with my friggin' roommate! I gotta' go beat the brains out of the little soldier!!!"

by richard vendor October 22, 2012