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Jack-and-the-beanstalked

The subject must be at least 6 foot tall for this term to be used. It occurs when one male of at least 6 feet in height is dancing typical Caucasian moves with a newly acquainted female counterpart, and then an even taller male rudely jumps in between the two with spastic, over-the-top "Night At The Roxbury" moves resulting in the aforementioned male being cast aside to either the left or right of the female wondering what the fuck just happened.

This happened to me last night at a dance club and I immediately coined the phrase due to my sharp wit and ability to straight clown someone that cockblocks me.
"Dude last night I was doing The Watusi with this chica, and outta nowhere this lanky cracker 'Jack-and-the-beanstalked' me."
by DuValicious April 21, 2013
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beansack

The process of placing one's testicles in the anal cavity of his partner.
This occurs after anal intercourse precisely at the moment you pull out. The anus will gape open just long enough to lower your testicals inside. If performed properly the anus will close with your testicals inside, and eureka you've performed the beansack
by Webster1987 January 9, 2016
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beansack

A male's scrotum sack (first widely used in scottish).
"Ach noi, I ripped me beansack"
by Gerald Watt June 28, 2005
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jack and the beanstalk

having the tatoo "jack" written in green scroll on your penus then shoving beanstalks down your penis for arousal.
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by gnarkill69 January 27, 2011
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beanskank

Man 1: Damn, Alejandra has fucked three dudes in one night!

Man 2: Yeah she's a beanskank fo' sho
by thatguy6969 May 9, 2010
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playing jack and the beanstalk

stimulating an erect penis until it reaches climax/cums

can be a hand job or masturbation/jerking off
jack slid up and down the bean stalk until there were clouds in the sky and the beanstalk fell limply to the ground <--playing jack and the beanstalk
by jojo548 December 16, 2008
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flicking the beanstalk

The process of using the thumb to flick the head of a penis while masturbating
It's important to have a good technique while flicking the beanstalk
by SPANKY1113 March 27, 2017
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