the place where you go and forget what day of the week it is. you visit the beach only in the summer because that’s when you get tan and have endless long nights. your days at the beach consist of waking up, going on a bike ride, going to the beach, coming home with new tan lines and sandy hair then going to bed and repeating this process. it is the only place you can take and outside shower and have bonfires without getting tired of it. once you go to the beach, you will never want to go back to reality.
by beachforlife November 28, 2017
by The Real Koya May 08, 2019
Beach is a nicer way of expressing your anger. It can be said in place of any "bad" word that you can think of. Whenever your thinking a "bad" thought, it is always nice to resort to beach. Mostly because there might be children around. Also, it doesn't give you the risk of saying something you would regret. A little too often, we take out our anger on beloved family members. By using beach, you are staying away from those "bad" words and taking out your anger in a good way.
by ocean liebe June 10, 2009
a verb; meaning to do "EVERYTHING BUT" with someone. has developed from people carrying out this practice on holiday, on beaches. particularly with people whose names are unknown. the sand also makes it interesting.
by mrs martin December 31, 2009
To insult or offend someone you are close to or are friendly with, unprovoked.
To drop a nuclear-insult on someone, with no prior warning, for no reason.
--often followed by immediately walking away after issuing the insult and ignoring any commentary or reply from the victim.
To drop a nuclear-insult on someone, with no prior warning, for no reason.
--often followed by immediately walking away after issuing the insult and ignoring any commentary or reply from the victim.
Dusty (walks into your office without knocking): You're pretty gay today. I'm sure your dad's proud, since he likes the dong, too. (turns on his heel and leaves)
Victim (stammering): ...wha...well...hey! Your dad like to...shit. Too late. He walked away.
Victim's Office Mate: Bro...you just got beached!
Victim (stammering): ...wha...well...hey! Your dad like to...shit. Too late. He walked away.
Victim's Office Mate: Bro...you just got beached!
by Ottoman Humper June 14, 2010
The beach is possibly the most reliable place for picking up chicks and guys.
All kinds of people are there, from hot 15yr old girls in bikinis to 50yr old men in self denial.
Whether you're looking for serious love or a quick fuck in the boat shed, the beach is the place to look.
Oh, it's also the nearly official word for where the ocean meets the land.
All kinds of people are there, from hot 15yr old girls in bikinis to 50yr old men in self denial.
Whether you're looking for serious love or a quick fuck in the boat shed, the beach is the place to look.
Oh, it's also the nearly official word for where the ocean meets the land.
Guys: "Let's go to the beach and get some pussy."
Girls: "Let's go to the beach and get some stud."
Everyone: "Let's go to the beach and laugh at fat men and women, then get some pussy/stud."
Girls: "Let's go to the beach and get some stud."
Everyone: "Let's go to the beach and laugh at fat men and women, then get some pussy/stud."
by Shadow XII November 27, 2005
What are you doing right now?
I am Beaching in with the guys down at PB.
What did you do yesterday?
I beached it with the guys down at PB.
What are you doing tomorrow?
I am going to beach it with the guys at PB.
I am Beaching in with the guys down at PB.
What did you do yesterday?
I beached it with the guys down at PB.
What are you doing tomorrow?
I am going to beach it with the guys at PB.
by Border Brother August 23, 2005