just like a bought one

Said just on completion of fixing or enhancing an item up to a standard that could be bought or purchased from a shop. Often has a tone of slight sarcasm regarding the fixed or enhanced item.

After fixing the broken chair leg with gaffa tape, Bob proudly said "Just like a bought one"...

by Wollinator February 20, 2008

boughten

Adjective: Purchased, bought rather than home made.

Frequently used in association with the word "store."

Archaic, rural usage derived from the obsolete past participle of the verb to buy.

My skirt was store boughten, not home made.

by Ann Pearl Owen April 2, 2008

who bought the mug?

a question, who bought the urban dictionary mug? like do those people even exist?
add me on discord and answer me the question

Yunko#7227

who bought the mug? Story
Guy: did you buy the urban dictionary mug?
Guy 2: no wtf who buys that?
Guy: I did!

by Yunko July 13, 2021

bought the dream

to allocate financial resources toward something on the perceived promise that it will pay off in the future.

"You call me a fool You say it's a crazy scheme. This one's for real, I already bought the dream."
-Steely Dan

by jilm October 12, 2017

bought it

Person killed by a lethal object.

Local yokel's bought it!

by dailenth January 11, 2021

Because I bought the bracelet

When you buy a generic bracelet made of some rubber-like material that comes in different colors. These usually have words on them like "US ARMY" or "HOPE".

I can laugh at autism, because I bought the bracelet.

by Amounonys June 28, 2010

Bitch, I bought you lobster!

Men say this when their wives/significant others complain about this or that. A way of telling a woman that she doesn't appreciate all the things her partner does.

Susan: "Jesus, Jeremie! How hard is it to do the dishes every now and then?"
Jeremie: "Bitch, I bought you lobster!"

by wtfdudewhoa February 11, 2010